Ah, it has begun! The warmer weather has approached us a little earlier on than normal. While that may be an issue for us to worry about, we can do that later! For now, it’s time for all the babes to bring out those sexy bikinis! What better way to kick it off than Cinco De Mayo? I’m sure some of you DWEEBS out there would say “What about May 4th?” To which I would reply, “Enjoy being indoors at Comicon loser. Also MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.” Don’t worry, I love my nerds, with or without the revenge! For now, I think we can all agree that boobies bound by bitty cutouts of coverings MAY do the job. Especially, when those boobs are perfectly sprinkled with margarita salt? Need I say more? Of course, I do! That’s what I’m here for. It’s Sexy Swimsuit Season!
Your local beaches are about to be swarmed this weekend. And yes, I’m sure the festivities will kick off this lovely holiday before Sunday begins. Do you have work to get done? PUSH IT. The Sexy Spring Babes that come out pre-official Summer haven’t been “working to get their bods ready.” They’ve always been ready. There is no downtime with the chicks you are about to see first. While they were born for Sexy Swimsuit Season, they also LIVE for it. There will be a rainbow of colors and patterns about to sweep your eyeballs come Saturday. The best part is how little of it there will be. Skimpy suits will surround you. Get your wallets ready to buy some drinks. They will most certainly need to cool off, getting golden all day in the sun.
If you tend to be a jaw-dropping goober, get your shit together. These ladies will sus you out from a mile away, under the waves, with no goggles on. However, If you’re a peeping tom, then go right ahead. It’s your job to watch be a creep. Is it not? For the rest of you, try to be cool, remain calm, and carry on with a non-cringey smile with you when appropriate. It’s going to be hard, but don’t be an eager beaver. You want her beaver to be eager, right? If you want to be serving her your famous HUEVOS Rancheros in the morning, dial it down a notch, bud.
I’m not talking about getting rid of that beer belly. It’s too late for that during this season. What I’m trying to say is that having a boat helps. Don’t have one? Rent one! It might be cheaper than an escort, and you might get more than one lady who wants a ride, Captain. Also, you’ll be out on the water. It’s the implication…that you’ll have a swell ol’ time of course. Be sure to pack booze and snacks. These hard bodies need their protein! That’s all for now. May the fourth be with you, AND ALSO WITH YOU.
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Penny is such an eager young girl. So willing, so curious, so creative, so horny, so honest!! She is so experienced for being So young!
Penny is Absolute Perfection!!!
Frankie is so good at what she does and really listens to my fantasies. I love a three some with her and her friends and how Frankie knows what I like. She knows how to get me off. She is a very sexy lady and can’t wait to talk to her real soon and have another great time together!
Tonight was another exciting call with Jade. Everything is so effortlessly amazing with her. We can talk about everything and anything and when our special fun time comes it’s always exciting, exhilarating, and special. It always leaves me wanting more, and I love it. Thank you, Jade ❤️
After having to miss Her for a while how wonderful to hear those precious words again, “this is Aileen”. How wonderful to go to the depths of depravity once again for my Holy God Aileen. I love ❤️ and worship Aileen. Aileen, the same yesterday, today, and forever.
Charlotte was so much fun, and I love playing with her. I like how funny and engaging she is! I would give her 100 stars!
Soo real, soo good. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie!
Penny is so expressive, responsive and tender.
Loved our time! Conversation flowed organically. No judgement. She is genuine, curious, and adventurous! Can’t wait to call her back!
Tonight was another amazing night with Jade. Every time we talk it gets better and better, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Have been talking with Diana now for a while and every time we do talk its extremely erotic and hotter than the last call.
I am rapidly becoming Penny’s little blue balled fuck toy. Penny immediately picked up on my interest in tease and denial and gave me a world class session. So, so, So close, but no relief for John!
