Ah, it has begun! The warmer weather has approached us a little earlier on than normal. While that may be an issue for us to worry about, we can do that later! For now, it’s time for all the babes to bring out those sexy bikinis! What better way to kick it off than Cinco De Mayo? I’m sure some of you DWEEBS out there would say “What about May 4th?” To which I would reply, “Enjoy being indoors at Comicon loser. Also MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.” Don’t worry, I love my nerds, with or without the revenge! For now, I think we can all agree that boobies bound by bitty cutouts of coverings MAY do the job. Especially, when those boobs are perfectly sprinkled with margarita salt? Need I say more? Of course, I do! That’s what I’m here for. It’s Sexy Swimsuit Season!
Your local beaches are about to be swarmed this weekend. And yes, I’m sure the festivities will kick off this lovely holiday before Sunday begins. Do you have work to get done? PUSH IT. The Sexy Spring Babes that come out pre-official Summer haven’t been “working to get their bods ready.” They’ve always been ready. There is no downtime with the chicks you are about to see first. While they were born for Sexy Swimsuit Season, they also LIVE for it. There will be a rainbow of colors and patterns about to sweep your eyeballs come Saturday. The best part is how little of it there will be. Skimpy suits will surround you. Get your wallets ready to buy some drinks. They will most certainly need to cool off, getting golden all day in the sun.
If you tend to be a jaw-dropping goober, get your shit together. These ladies will sus you out from a mile away, under the waves, with no goggles on. However, If you’re a peeping tom, then go right ahead. It’s your job to watch be a creep. Is it not? For the rest of you, try to be cool, remain calm, and carry on with a non-cringey smile with you when appropriate. It’s going to be hard, but don’t be an eager beaver. You want her beaver to be eager, right? If you want to be serving her your famous HUEVOS Rancheros in the morning, dial it down a notch, bud.
I’m not talking about getting rid of that beer belly. It’s too late for that during this season. What I’m trying to say is that having a boat helps. Don’t have one? Rent one! It might be cheaper than an escort, and you might get more than one lady who wants a ride, Captain. Also, you’ll be out on the water. It’s the implication…that you’ll have a swell ol’ time of course. Be sure to pack booze and snacks. These hard bodies need their protein! That’s all for now. May the fourth be with you, AND ALSO WITH YOU.
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Had a long and lovely call with Avalon this weekend. She is a wonderful person who is fun to speak with about anything, but of course, she is especially good at the phonesex part of the conversation. She listens intently, knows what her client likes, and contributes her own ideas to the calls. I switched things up in the middle of our call and she didn’t miss a beat, figured out quickly where I was going and met me there in a way that completely fulfilled the fantasy. She is, and remains, extraordinary.
Honestly, Scarlett is absolutely incredible. She is far from an average operator. In fact, she is sexy, passionate, and mesmerizing. I never wanted the call to end, and you won’t either!
Aileen~ Awesome as Usual!
Aileen is the best! We have had quite a few date nights now and she drives me crazy each time. She knows me and what I like now and plays until I can’t take it anymore…in a good way of course. It’s also fun to laugh with her during “pillow talk”. The time always goes too fast! As always, looking forward to next time.
On our latest call Aileen deemed me to be Her sickest disciple, after previously telling me I am the most pathetic. I am so honored to be Her sickest most pathetic disciple. Aileen has brought me so far. I love ❤️ and worship Her and pray that our journey continues forever. Aileen rules!
Michelle’s voice and ideas were very exciting!! I can’t wait until our next adventure!! Everyone should give her a call she won’t disappoint you. When you call her, I’m sure you’ll be feeling the same way!!
Simply put, Vicky is and always has been amazing. She is so much fun to play with and talk to!
Zoey was amazing. The minute our call started, she knew what I needed and delivered like no other has. She is Spectacular!
This red-headed vixen blew more than my fantasy away! Talk about knowing what to do and how to do it…. This was by far the best I have had in a long time.
I feel Mistress Megan is in charge even when not online. I’m her slave.
Megan is extremely open minded. Plays along with even the most taboo fantasies. Close your eyes and enjoy!
Jamie has gotten insanely popular, so she is often “busy” or “offline,” but a call with her is well worth the wait. Sweet, attentive, and often funny as well as dirty, she has raised my fantasy role-play into something hotter than I ever imagined it could be.
