Barbie season is over. Or is it? The flowers are starting to bloom and all of the colors are finally coming out to play. Well, the same goes for the chicks! The skirts are getting shorter and brighter and the heels a bit higher. Before you know it there will be a bounty of bare-legged beauties all across the beach. However, we are not quite there yet. This is the season of teasing. The season of skin is so close, that it’s easy to imagine. In the meantime we can fantasize about what’s right around the corner, what’s to come, and what you’re going to do with yourself once it starts. The ladies have their wardrobes (and lack thereof) ready to go. In the meantime, let’s discuss the types of women who will dazzle your eyes in the weeks to come. Here are the Sexy Spring Babes!
These girls eat your boss for breakfast. They get flown all over the world in private jets because they are smoking hot and don’t mind giving you a ride in exchange. They are fancy AF. Designer chic. Pearls, diamonds, the works. French manicures will make you think they aren’t as bad as they actually are. They’re bad, real bad. If they don’t get what they want, they’ll blackmail you. They love money and they love attention. The almost untouchable sexy spring babes. Eventually, they will be a trophy wife and marry an athlete. For now, you have a shot…if you have the cash of course. If they aren’t quite within reach, you can always look even though you can’t touch. You’ll find them in fancy hotel lobbies in big cities across the globe preparing to do some kinky ass shit. You can always rent a room and rub one out.
This may just be within reach. At the very least, the view is more than attainable. The clothes will be sweeter and brighter, and there will be so many ponytails! The nails, a cute baby pink to match their juicy tubes lipgloss of course! Spring dresses with floral patterns and sandals with a moderate wedge in height. They actually acknowledge you. You may even earn a smile or a “Hey Joe.” They like to tease and they can’t be bought. You have to woo them to get to those long tan legs, so start wooing! Offer to mow their lawn and you might get a pie in return. Maybe even some American Pie, wink wink! The girl next door is girlfriend material. If you aren’t ready for that then it might be time to take a trip to the bar.
Whether it’s short black shorts or skin-tight jeans, she’s going to look hot handing you your drink. Her glossy onyx manicured nails are wrapped around your beer and you’re in love. A conversation almost begins, but look at that, another patron just walked in. You can get away with staring because she’s busy, it’s dark, and she’s used to it. You look at her low-cut tank top and think of all the ways you could rip it off. Or maybe, what she would look like bent over your stool. She may flirt with you and even mean it. However, she may be the hardest one of all to win over. She’s seen many guys like you, so what makes you different? Give her a fat tip and show up once a week and don’t be a prick. Follow my advice and you’ll be humping like bunnies on Fucking Easter Sunday.
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