Attention Naughty Panty-Sniffers ♕

Attention Naughty Panty-Sniffers

Attention naughty panty-sniffers! You know who you are. You can’t get enough of stealing panties out of the hamper–your girlfriend’s, your wife’s, your step-daughter’s. Imagine that you creep into the bathroom at midnight, when the women in your house are all asleep. You fish into the hamper and pull out your co-ed stepdaughter’s hot pink panties. She wore that pair last night to a wild frat party. OMG, you can’t wait to bury your nose into the crotch. Before you know it, you are suddenly taking huge gulps of her pussy scent. Your stepdaughter’s pussy has a pleasantly tangy smell like sourdough bread. You can detect the odor of sex. Because her panties smell just like semen encrusted along with young, dripping, pussy juice. Suddenly you are grabbing at your big cock and jerking off!

My pussy is supposed to smell. Attention naughty panty-sniffers: sometimes it smells nasty.

Attention naughty panty-sniffers! I don’t need to tell you that a woman’s vagina has an odor. That’s because Mother Nature intended this to be the ultimate turn-on. Advertising companies promote douches and other products to eliminate women’s natural smell. However, men crave the scent of pussy! And you want it so bad sometimes. So off you go hunt a pair of panties like a lion stalking prey. Can you tell me which scent is your favorite? There are seven major types of odor; the healthiest is slightly sour. When I’m about to have my period my pussy might smell a little like a copper penny. At that time I might leave traces of blood on the crotch of my panties, along with my usual discharge. Attention naughty panty-sniffers: other times I might be as sweet as molasses or even a bit fishy.

I know you also get aroused by how those slinky panties feel.

After you get a good whiff of pussy you still don’t want to let go. Those hot pink panties of your stepdaughter’s? They are made of some satiny substance that feels sooo good. So rub it against your face, I dare you. Take in the odor and the texture; imagine those panties clinging to that co-ed cunt, wet with sperm and pussy juice. Maybe she even squirted in them! Attention naughty panty-sniffers: this obsession can be an art form. First, you guess what those panties smell like. Then you examine the crusty discharge on the crotch and even lick it. Next, you experience the panty’s texture: lacy or smooth, sheer or silky. Even the color is part of the erotic experience. There’s a reason your slutty stepdaughter chose hot pink.

Attention naughty panty-sniffers: Cum and sniff my panties tonight!

As a spoiled housewife who loves to shop, I have an entire bureau filled with nothing but lingerie. And I’m so lazy I often just take my panties off and let them drop on the floor. On a night when I cuckold my husband, choosing a young lover so he can watch, my panties are often sopping-wet. Let me describe the hot smell to you!! I’m full of surprises–did I ever tell you about getting it up with balloon sex? I want to share my secrets with you and I’m dying to hear all of your true confessions. I’m Phone Sex Kingdom’s experienced and horny cougar. Speak soon!!