Getting it up with Balloon Sex: What a Wild Ride! ♕

Getting it up with Balloon Sex: What a Wild Ride!

Getting it up with balloon sex is an experience that makes me smile. Maybe I’m dating myself if I hum a few bars of “Up, Up and Away in my beautiful balloon.” But that song is in my head now as I remember Ron, the guy who introduced me to balloon sex. Until I met Ron I never realized this was even a thing! So let me tell you what happened: Ron’s friends threw him a birthday party. They filled his house with many balloons in different shapes and brilliant colors. I thought, what a fun idea…I mean Ron was turning thirty, maybe a little too old for that kind of decoration, but why not? His friends had also brought over a box of cupcakes ornamented with candy cocks–so maybe that should have tipped me off! However, I was surprised at what happened next.

A huge, emerald green balloon was in the middle of the floor: a throne of temptation.

Ron’s best friend, Pete, and Pete’s wife Heather were getting wild with balloon sex. They undressed each other quickly, with all eyes on them. Pete then laid Heather’s petite, naked body, the nipples of her perky tits rock-hard, across the green balloon. Her ass was sticking straight up in the air. Pete straddled the balloon and began to rim his cock around her asshole. Then he shifted his position, all the while managing to keep Heather balanced. Just as Pete started to fuck Heather from behind, another nude couple grabbed a balloon. This one was shaped like a big red zeppelin. While Annie balanced on the zeppelin, her partner Nate proceeded to jack off. Annie moaned and groaned as she rubbed her pussy against that sexy red balloon. Getting it up with balloon sex really was a wild ride!

I decided to try balloon sex for myself–I really wanted that thrill.

Baby, I longed to experience getting it up with balloon sex for myself. I choose a huge yellow balloon shaped like a light bulb–keep in mind these balloons were specialty items, ordered online. They were not the run-of-the-mill balloons that clowns give out in parks! Because I was among friends, I had no problem stripping off my dress, bra, and panties. Now I felt the latex of the balloon, very soft and warm against my bare pussy. I could feel the enormous pressure of it like a big throbbing cock. Then Ron came and thrust his cock in my mouth; his dick had gotten hard just watching me ride that balloon. “Be careful!” I cried out. “What if it pops!” He asked, “Do you mean the balloon? Or me?” I had to laugh. Getting it up with balloon sex has its rewards: Ron came intensely.

Fun fact: people who engage in balloon sex are called looners.

And, just so you know, there is a big controversy in the looner community: to pop or not to pop! Some looners like to pop the balloons as part of the fun; others consider this heresy. Getting it up with balloon sex can be done in many ways! All I can say is that being a looner brings a dimension of joy into sex that keeps it fresh. Fucking should be fun, don’t you think? For a phone chat that is always refreshing, please call me, Sheridan! I’m the blonde cougar who likes to mix wit and whimsy with seduction. After all, I have even played with hot Japanese sex dolls. So I can’t wait to play with YOU!!