Giantess Speed Dating: You’ve Got A Big Choice to Make!

Giantess Speed Dating.

A statement usually made about bullying is “Leave the little guy alone.” However, for John (“Little John” as they like to call him), it’s because they all want a piece of the action. Who are they, you ask? Good question. “They” refers to a planet of women, which is on the larger side. Not fat, or even chunky. They do, however, make female basketball players look like insects. These ladies have been on Earth for a little under a year now. They took refuge on our planet because their leader tried to control their bodies and their minds! Earth to them meant liberation. Insightful, I know! But now, they were starting to get a little lonely. John had an idea. He knew what it felt like to be an outsider. He would create a space where these ladies could meet all types of men: Giantess Speed Dating!

This Thrilled The Women.

So thrilled, in fact, that once they heard the news, they caused a 6.9  magnitude earthquake. Although everyone wanted to remain sensitive about their arrival, it was decided that a deserted island would be best. Since people had begun to protest the ladies’ stay after the quake, the island destination needed to be off the map. Fortunately, some people in D.C. were able to show them the way. Everyone on the cruise was only required to sign a waiver and be blindfolded! And voila! Giantess Speed Dating would soon be a reality! The ladies steamrolled off the ship, crushing the tiny houses that once sheltered the native people who lived there. Don’t worry! This hurt no one! Some billionaire bought the rights to all their drinking water, so they had to move. Problem-AVERTED.

The Giantess Speed Dating Event Would Take Place the Following Day.

They had to call on the government for help with shelter since all the men’s temporary housing was destroyed.  Fortunately, a place by the name Pony Prison was recently evacuated (or something.) Available beds and tents? OMG! How is everyone coming through with all these expensive favors for some measly event, you might ask? Well, a big media company (Disney) thought it would make great television! Naturally, they will film the entire event! Yay! Money! For someone! As always, big tits get big ratings, and these ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD! DJ Pauly D is both the host and in charge of spinning discs (his iTunes) for the slow-down and dirty dance-off. I know, the opposite of speed dating! This round is to see whose body gravitates to whose after the sun goes down, and the beats start to drop. 

The Giantess Speed Dating Ladies all Loved Little John.

You didn’t forget about that lil’ guy, did ya? Yes, the creator of GSP!  One of the contestants was accidentally eaten during a sleepwalking incident. Thoughts and prayers! Accordingly, little John became an emergency fill-in! As the dancing began, Little John showed his moves. Moreover, they were Pure magic. DJ Pauly D couldn’t believe his eyes and said, ” BEAT THE BEAT LADIES” as he fist pumped into the air. The women interpreted the statement as slamming your fists into the ground faster than the rhythm itself. The island cracked in half and launched,  followed by a slam back into the ocean, finally creating the biggest tsunami that has ever been. The end. Looking for another read that’s filled with fun? Check out Spooky Ghost JOI.

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