Am I The Problem In My Relationship?

Spoiler: yes. You are.

It’s pretty simple. Do you really think that it’s possible she could be the problem in your relationship? I don’t think so. Look at her. She’s perfect. She’s beautiful, sexy, smart, articulate, funny, and she’s compromised so much to be with you.

Why would SHE be the problem? You’re the problem.

The good news is that you’re even asking the question. Some men never ask! At least you’re curious enough to want to know how to keep an amazing bombshell like the girl you have. In any case, let’s move on to WHY you are the problem in your relationship. Do you think it’s because of your looks? Maybe it’s because of how smart (or, let’s be real, how NOT smart) you are. It could be your sub-par fashion choices, the way you wear your hair (the same since middle school), or the way you chew your food (obnoxious).

But, no. She can forgive all that. Women are such forgiving creatures. Women understand that men have flaws of all types and that we must overlook them in order to give them a fair shot. Despite what you may think, women are not out there looking for the perfect guy. We know that doesn’t exist! Rest assured, none of that is the problem in your relationship. But something else is. And yes, it does have to do with you.

Can you help being the problem in your relationship?

I guess not. No one chooses to have no charisma or zero personality. But here you are. Believe me, your girlfriend is very aware that you are not choosing to be a dud. She knows. But you are choosing to be ashamed about it, and give her a terrible time in bed on top of that. Therefore, THAT is really the reason that you’re the problem in your relationship. Can’t give her a good time? You can’t focus on her pleasure rather than your insecurity, for just once?

Honestly, you’re the most frustrating of all the pathetic simp men. You lust after your gorgeous girlfriend, get her to date you (somehow), then fall all over yourself fulfilling your own destiny by being a terrible lay. Are you TRYING to prove that insecure men are a bad time in bed? They’re not. You are. You don’t know how to use your tools. You’re the problem in your relationship because you don’t know how to stop obsessing over your own insecurities and just buckle down and get the job done.

Fix the problem in your relationship instead of being it.

I’ll give you a really simple solution. You’re welcome in advance. First, learn how to pay attention to the goddess of a woman who is lying in front of you. That’s lesson number one. Second of all, focus on your hands. Slide your hands smoothly and gracefully over every gentle crevice of her body. Don’t do it for your benefit. Do it for hers. Don’t worry, what you have to offer will get hard no matter what.

Use those fingers on her to max her writhe in your arms. Go slowly and carefully. Be patient. Stop trying to rush. Serve her and her body. Do it the way you know no one else does. Worship her body and give her pleasure because she deserves it. Don’t be the problem in your relationship; fix the problem. Bring her to the heights of pleasure because she’s the only one who should ever know they exist.

Now, you’ve earned it.

By now, you may have earned the right to do her. Go ahead. And since you’ve brought her to a new height of climax she’s never known, your body is just a digestif to the affair. It brings her back to reality and prepares her mental palette for the tangible world again. Congratulations! You’ve brought her full circle on all her senses. That’s far more impressive than simply being born with an indescribable charm. I know sometimes you feel like you love her, but you feel trapped. How do you feel now?

Now, you’re not the problem in your relationship anymore. You’ve fixed the problem. What a clever boy you are. I dare you to lose her, now.

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