It’s officially fall! In addition to the leaves beginning to change, so will the cuisine. That means a few things. For one, sploshing just got a little more spicy, pumpkin spicy that is! In addition, with all of the squishy produce and pastry-driven food available in autumn, you’re bound to have a tasty time. Warm, cozy, flavors ready to set you off and spread…on…you. Maybe in a pile of leaves, maybe by the bonfire, maybe in bed! The choice of the location is yours, but how well will you curate this sexy menu? How many courses before the inter..mission (he he) leading up to the BIG SHOW! How will you plan the specials of the day for Sploshing Fall Edition?
Maybe the first course should be a mint jelly massage? Pretty, green, while so minty fresh! Certainly a sweet treat and an easy starter for those newer to the world of food play. Certainly, it wouldn’t be seasonally appropriate if we didn’t include cranberry sauce in this section of Sploshing Fall Edition. You can even kill two birds and have it handy for Halloween horror decorating. That way, when everyone leaves your party you can smash it right between those cheeks! Very sustainable! Does your girlfriend fancy a trip to the apple orchard this autumn? Who needs it when you’ve got a jar of apple butter handy in your pantry? Just open, dip your hand, and throw it onto her tits and voila! Chef’s kiss!
Not that silly! This isn’t a water sports fetish blog! It’s time to get buttered up while getting down! Have you ever played with warm butternut squash? Scoop it out and spread it around, or see if it has a place right on your…lap! Sweet, potato…casseroles, one for each foot. Think of all the layers. First the top crunch of the marshmallow, then it’s bouncy center, then the pureed sweet potato finale. She’ll love how it feels stepping in, but even more when you lick it off each toe! Clearly, we haven’t forgotten about the pumpkin! The master of food play disaster! Just kidding, we love you pumpkin! Chopping off your top, pulling all that mess out, and rubbing it all over our bodies! Once again, a two-fer! Throw a candle in there and you are in the holiday spirit and romantic!
Dessert! Pie anyone? Apple? Merengue? Pumpkin? Cream? All of them will be fun, all will be delicious, however, all should be at once for the ultimate pie fight fuck fest. Just do it. How about a warm pear crisp followed by some chilly vanilla ice cream? She won’t be hot and cold with you ever again after this titillating temperature change. What about a rice krispee foot rub? A sticky cinnamon bun over each of hers? Just remember the best part of waking up is coffee cake on your cock and Folgers in your cup! Happy Holidays!
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Honestly, Scarlett is absolutely incredible. She is far from an average operator. In fact, she is sexy, passionate, and mesmerizing. I never wanted the call to end, and you won’t either!
Aileen~ Awesome as Usual!
Aileen is the best! We have had quite a few date nights now and she drives me crazy each time. She knows me and what I like now and plays until I can’t take it anymore…in a good way of course. It’s also fun to laugh with her during “pillow talk”. The time always goes too fast! As always, looking forward to next time.
On our latest call Aileen deemed me to be Her sickest disciple, after previously telling me I am the most pathetic. I am so honored to be Her sickest most pathetic disciple. Aileen has brought me so far. I love ❤️ and worship Her and pray that our journey continues forever. Aileen rules!
Michelle’s voice and ideas were very exciting!! I can’t wait until our next adventure!! Everyone should give her a call she won’t disappoint you. When you call her, I’m sure you’ll be feeling the same way!!
Simply put, Vicky is and always has been amazing. She is so much fun to play with and talk to!
Zoey was amazing. The minute our call started, she knew what I needed and delivered like no other has. She is Spectacular!
This red-headed vixen blew more than my fantasy away! Talk about knowing what to do and how to do it…. This was by far the best I have had in a long time.
I feel Mistress Megan is in charge even when not online. I’m her slave.
Megan is extremely open minded. Plays along with even the most taboo fantasies. Close your eyes and enjoy!
Jamie has gotten insanely popular, so she is often “busy” or “offline,” but a call with her is well worth the wait. Sweet, attentive, and often funny as well as dirty, she has raised my fantasy role-play into something hotter than I ever imagined it could be.
