What If You Caught Santa Fucking Someone In Your House?

Sometimes people call in about weird combos like naughty Santa Claus.

When naughty Santa Claus is around, someone gets fucked! One caller was talking about the song “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.” Not too odd at this time of year, but it took a weird turn, as many calls do. He said that, once he was older, he knew his dad used to dress up as Santa in case he’d be spying. When he was younger, he still thought it was Santa. Step-mommy was waiting as “Santa” took the gifts out of his sack. He sat down and ate the cookies and drank the glass of milk. Then his step-mommy reached over to kiss the milk off of his lips. Soon he saw who he thought was really Santa Claus feeling up his step-mom!

His step-mom and naughty Santa Claus were kissing under the mistletoe and Santa was grabbing her breast and squeezing it. He got his first hard-on watching his mom like this. Soon, his step-mom and Santa were laying beside the Christmas tree and she began to take off his red suit. He lifted up her nightie, exposing her. He was around twenty feet away sitting on the stairs and looking through the stair railings. He’d never felt that tingle in his pants before like he did that night. He said he saw the big, full bush between his mother’s legs. This was in the seventies when women didn’t shave their pussies.

To this day he has a thing for women with a natural bush and not the shaved look.

He didn’t know about oral sex, and when he saw naughty Santa Claus go down between his stepmother’s legs, he didn’t understand. He was even afraid his step-mommy was in pain since she moaned and cried out. His parents must have been quite into roleplay since the Santa wig and beard stayed on the entire time. He said he watched his stepmother place her legs over Santa’s shoulders as he was down between her legs. The colored lights of the Christmas tree gave a festive glow all around. The carols played on the stereo and he slipped his hand into his pajamas, though he wasn’t quite sure why.

He watched Santa climb on top of his mom and start to move back and forth on top of her. Her legs hooked around him and more moaning and heavy breathing from them both. He said he rubbed his wiener in his jammies as naughty Santa Claus was humping up and down and step-mommy cried out. It was almost comical as he was describing it all. Then he saw mommy put Santa’s wiener in her mouth. His eyes grew wide as saucers, he said. He’d never seen or heard of such a thing before. He could hear Santa moan and then he was the one to cry out in pleasure. He ran back up the stairs before he was seen.

Step-mom and naughty Santa Claus were so absorbed, they didn’t see him creep back.

He never told either of them what he’d seen. He said he used to fantasize about Santa Claus becoming his stepfather, and that he’d get lots of toys. So Christmas has always been kind of an erotic time for this caller. He said his sexual awakening occurred that night so many decades ago. The things he saw, the things he heard. A Christmas carol can be enough to take him back to that night under the Christmas tree. He looks back fondly on that naughty Christmas. He’s not the only one who has shared Christmas-themed fantasies with me. There are also folks that call on other holidays and have one fantasy or other about them. There’s even one guy that has a thing for the Easter Bunny, but that’s another story.

Christmas can be a romantic time of the year. It’s also a stressful month since we’re all so busy, and orgasm can certainly relieve stress. So don’t let a hectic month get in the way of having some orgasms. You’ll be better off if you do allow for some “me time.” Hopefully, naughty Santa Claus will bring you all you want this year, and every year! Merry Christmas!

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