My eyes open. I stretch, yawn, then a half-blurred stare at the ceiling. My eyes begin to make their way down to the foot of my bed only to notice another set of feet that are not my own! How could this be? I stayed in last night. I woke up yesterday morning with my hot little number from that new spot in Chinatown the night before. We had a few reruns of our action-packed thriller and then he skedaddled! I had a me-day, ordered in, and binge-watched Twin Peaks. Hey, It was my day off! My one day a week to just relax and do nothing, ahem, except for screwing that guy earlier in the morning. That was just remnants of Saturday night! This should be Monday morning! I look at my phone. Sunday! Again! What is this? Some sort of a Never Ending Hookup?
I allotted myself exactly 15 minutes of freaking out time before I made my way back into the bedroom. I spent that time, double-checking my emails to make sure I wasn’t missing work! Then I realized I should just be looking at the news. Yup, “Florida Man Humps Brightline Track and Does Not Come In Time.” Jesus! That couldn’t happen two days in a row. Well, maybe It could. It probably could. But, could this really be a Never Ending Hookup? I know what do. My neighbor texted me at 9:59 AM yesterday to say “Saw the stud ho thru ur window u skank ka-ween.” And then…here it is! Wait, did I even check to see if it was the same guy? Why must I always jump to conclusions? Back into the room, pull up the sheets. Same shlong. Yup, I’m in a time warp.
He will be awake in no time, so let’s see, shall wee? Ah yes, great calves. I do remember those, not too skinny. Thighs aren’t too shabby. I decide it’s best if the entire sheet comes off. I am probably disrupting my redo day but, who the fuck cares? Mmm, yes. The shoulder-to-hip ratio is exactly how I like. Also, nice fucking jawline, dude. Maybe I should have a real convo with this guy and see if his brain matches his bod. If I ever get out of this nice nightmare, maybe I should actually date him. Yay! He’s awake! “Morning princess.” Hmmm, maybe not, date. Maybe I just hop back on that pogo stick and have a little more fun before it’s time for lunch.
Or today, perhaps? But for now, it’s time for him to leave! As much as I loved my breakfast in bed, it was time for the rest of my “Me Day.” Also by breakfast, I meant his cock. What show should I binge next? What should I order in? My calories can’t run over to the next day! They definitely can’t! They probably can’t. Pizza sounds good. I press pay on Uber Eats and then “Ding dong.” He forgot his shoes. Wow. Well, how about that? Maybe I skip out on trying that whole dating thing with this one. But hey, there are still 30 minutes before my delivery gets in. Plus he’s got a raging hard-on. After that, I’ll watch some Sexy TV Shows and enjoy my new “Back Massager.”
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