Comparing Small Dicks; What Women Do With Your Dick Pics! ♕

Too small for any cock-hungry pussy.

Are you the kind of man who sends dick pics without warning? Well, let me tell you something, nobody wants to see your shriveled-up mess of a cock. Are you the kind of guy who thinks he’s got a massive cock? Well, let me be the one to burst your elusive bubble… Your cock size depends on the eyes that are gazing upon it. Me My girlfriends and love comparing small dicks. Unless you’re gifted with a cock that’s as long as my forearm, then guess what honey? You’ve got a small fucking cock.

Unlike you’ve been led to believe, size really does matter. Especially in a world where women are the prize and for each woman, there are about a fifteen guy minimum waiting in line for an opportunity to fuck her. Do you honestly think that you’re the only one sending your nasty little cock pictures our way? Hehehe, nope! That’s why we girls have a little secret to tell… Every now and again when we’re bored, out for lunch, shopping, or even sipping on some wine at a fine restaurant, we love to pull out our collection of dick pictures. Then, we begin comparing small dicks.

You can think of it like a game of cards, where each deck will have a variety of suits, some similar, some worth more than others. That’s what comparing small dicks feels like! The other day my friend Laney exposed her ex-boyfriend’s miniature cock! I literally had to grab the magnifying glass on my desk to get a better look. I honestly could say that a breadcrumb was bigger than his dicky. In fact, we have a name for guys like this… Faggot bitches, because it looks like they have a pussy instead of a cock, hahaha.

Comparing small dicks with the girls!

Obviously, we categorize these dicks by size. When comparing small dicks, we use different marker names. We have the microscopic, puny, thumb-sized, baby carrot, standard, and banana categories, to put them in. When they’re extra small, we turn those men into our microscopic insignificant slaves. Most guys think their cocks are big behemoth monsters that all of us women love, but a picture speaks a thousand words.  Visual confirmation is key; we easily identify a small penis regardless of photographic angles, don’t try to fool us. A man with a penis under 13 inches should feel embarrassed to show it to a woman, a reconsider showing it.

You could say that men are “ballsy” for sending their dick pics our way, literally. That’s because we see nuts that are 4x bigger than the poor man’s member, how pathetic. When comparing small dicks, most of us agree that we rather stuff a strap-on up their asses than fuck their pathetic excuse for a cock. So, next time you think of sending your dick pic our way, think of various beautiful women giggling and roasting it. And, 99% of the time, the roasts are so hardcore they could make you cry. Just be careful, next time you present your dick to a woman, don’t be startled when she begins to laugh.

Need some small cock therapy?!