I just hit the jackpot with my Mardi Gras leftover cum! Oh, I partied down and wore sexy bodysuits for the last few weeks in New Orleans and came home with lots of trophies. I flashed my perky titties up and down Bourbon Street and every time I did, I got beads… LOADS of beads! But, there are things much more precious than beads. Oh, for sure there are. The beads have a lifespan. Within a few days of the celebration ending, no one even asks what those colorful strands adorning your walls are. The party ends, and the beads are dead… until next year, that is.
But, one thing no one forgets is the Mardi Gras leftover cum! That is something everyone wants to know the story behind. Hahaha. For instance, the loads of cum dripping from my dainty little panties and down my creamy thighs is downright legendary. And for my eager creampie eaters, the fact that I still smell like sweet juicy pineapple makes it so much better! Men actually line up to get their slice of the All-American pie filled to overflowing with juicy goodness. You will too.
But, to get all that Mardi Gras leftover cum stored up inside, a tiny little thing like me has to CUNTrol just how much liquid I take in… even water! I plan for an entire year to make sure I can handle all the luck I’m going to cart back home from New Orleans to Philly with me. Even then, some have looked at my distended belly and asked when I’m due! Huh! A baby is the last thing I’ll be toting home with me from the party! I love all the giving, but zero taking away. Hahaha.
All the Mardi Gras leftover cum I bring home is for giving away to others! I have men practically lined up for their promised share of the pie. I just love lying down or getting on my knees to spread my thighs to deliver what the fans came for! Don’t get me wrong! I get something from it too! I get the joy of the faceless masses (both men and women), with their tongues hanging out ready to lap up my juices: as much of it as they could get. It feels so good that I literally leak for them.
Now, I bet you want to know how I get all the Mardi Gras Leftover Cum, huh? So, that’s the easy part. While I’m shaking my ass on Bourbon Street and collecting the beaded necklaces, I make my way into some back alleys. There are so many of them along the route. I would dip into these alleys with hopes of getting even MORE beads for my collection. But, the alleys were also cluttered with fans who wanted that sweet pussy they were imagining every time I flashed my tits.
They all craved leaving their Mardi Gras leftover cum inside one of my holes. At first, I shied away from it. But then I grew to LOVE it. Every creamy drop. Especially, that last strut before leaving for home. There, the men held me up against the rough brick walls in those alleys and rammed their dicks deeper and deeper still inside me. The grunting sounds we made were easily drowned out by the merriment and music coming from the streets. I was my own sort of celebrity during Mardi Gras every year in NOLA.
I just flew back to Philly filled with Mardi Gras Leftover Cum for 2024. There are a few loads that will be left. Want yours? Maybe you want to fuck me and dip your dick in that sloshy cum too. Call me and make arrangements to have your share on your tongue, or wherever you need it most. To add to it, you can eat my Valentine’s treat from last week as well! Get your pussy worship fix from me. I’m here to share it from 12-noon until midnight every single day of the week… even on Sundays! I’ll always give you MORE than you ever bargained for!
Kisses and licks,
Just Joey
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