The North Pole has been a real drag lately. The Kris Kringler dating app has gone totally bust. All the hot guys are gone since Snow Patrol sent them away. All we ladies are left with are the wee peen, sometimes-closeted, repressed lil’ elves. It fucking sucks. Don’t they know what makes the North Pole great is variety? There are a few “mehs” floating around, but they are only good for making fun of. Being one of Santa’s coveted dominatrixes, I at least get to enjoy that. Plus, I get all the gingerbread I want! I’m almost done building the gingerbread house of my dreams. The market is rough! However, if I do enough domming, my fantasy home will become a reality. That means one thing and one thing only. It’s time for Elf Penis Humiliation.
This one wasn’t as glorious as I thought it would be. His dick was actually…ok. It’s not as easy to be an abominable snow bitch when the D is acceptable. You just have to focus on how their Elvathers and Elvothers didn’t love them, and it’s probably all their fault. He was even kind of hot! I might have to just pretend he’s a politician or something for the rage to come out! Elf Penis Humiliation is usually my favorite! Maybe stomping on it will make me feel better. Oh, it definitely does! Yay! Finally, I tell him what a fucking loser he is, but after he came, he opened the Elfify app and played a song from his band. Goddamnit, if they weren’t chilling me to my icy core. Maybe I’ll just fuck him and pretend it’s terrible. Yeah, that will do it!
Is that a dick or a bean? Who the fuck can tell? Well, there is no opening aside from his candy cane shoot, so I guess it’s a dick! It’s even got a little bend in it. Crooked and tiny, fantastic combo for the extreme, mean, below-zero, QUEEN. Is he, it, she wearing makeup? We all know when a dude is wearing eyeliner. Let’s not pretend, guys. And maybe some rouge to boot? I’LL CRUSH YOU, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE PETER PAN WANNABE. NOW GO SIT ON A SHELF, YOU DUMB BITCH. There. That’s better. I feel like I just ran a marathon and then sat in a sauna with a nice frosty marg. Oh, the glory! And I’m that much closer to my dream gingerbread house! THANKS BITCH TITS MCGEE!
Ugh, one of the mega-rich nerd Elves that has chronic Muahahahaha laugh. However, I can take it. First, I’ll be sure to make it the best experience possible. After, I’ll sneak into his under-igloo lair. I just know that place is up to its eyeballs in fudge and marshmallows. If my gingerbread house doesn’t work out, I can always blackmail him for everything he’s got! Or… I can skip the Fem-Dom and just get pregnant! Then I can have A LOT OF GINGERBREAD. Moreover, I’ll have five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, AND a Benz! In any case, it seems like I wouldn’t be the first to think of this brill plan. In the meantime, I’ll give him a good kicking. After all, he fucking deserves it, hee hee. Enjoy fantasy? Dare to share? Check out last week’s entry, Blackout Wednesday Night.
So then, want to be my Elvish little punching bag?
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