Do you need to hear about my undercover revenge pussy operation? I bet you do! So, I make a small purchase of what was to be a vitamin additive. That then turned out to be something let’s just say, NOT approved by the Food and Drug Administration. Haha. Then someone got hurt and the next thing I know, the Feds are after me! Way to go, JoJo! I go to make the pickup of my “vitamins”. But, when I got there, I was sitting in my car and looked up in time to see a crime being committed in a window. At that point, all I wanted was to scoot my cute ass up out of there. I was a little tipsy and backed my car into another car and that drew some unwanted attention to me from the criminals.
I barely made it out of there before they got outside. This is how the undercover revenge pussy operation started. I knew I couldn’t go home because they had my license plate number and that would lead them right to me. So, I hightailed it to my friend’s house. But, I knew I couldn’t stay there long without them finding me. Instead, I put on my thinking cap and headed downtown. Oh, not just anywhere downtown. I headed for one of the sleaziest places I knew, Diamond Jack’s Hoochie Hole. It’s a strip club and speakeasy in the basement of an old house.
Of course, Jack didn’t know about my revenge pussy operation, or what I was running from. Jack has been known to hire strippers right off the street, provided they had a good body and knew how to shut the fuck up about the place. That was me. I’m a great little shutter-the-fuck-upper! Giggle. When it was my turn to shake my money maker, I heard the beat pick up and I strutted through the glass beads that made a curtain. The people in the small audience sat up to take notice of the “new girl” and I pushed my pussy hard into the pole and rode it like a bucking bronco! My pussy juices made me slide right down to the floor. Don’t worry, the dance pole is clean. LOL.
I made friends easily enough and that is what set my revenge pussy operation off! After a few bumps and grinds, I found it easy to make helpful contacts to run with. I mean, sure, it took several sloppy blowjobs. ut, after that, doors opened like my thighs and I found a place to hide out. Bob was an old friend of Jack and he offered me a place to lay low. And by lay low, I mean mostly on my back, or knees, even occasionally on my head. LOL. Let’s just say, I sucked and fucked my way into safety.
The cops eventually made their way to Jack’s but no one said a word about me or my undercover revenge pussy operation. I found that if I sucked enough, I could buy my way out of all sorts of mayhem. Thanks GOD for cops on the take. One such cop was, Bob. He took a liking to me without having any idea that I was on the run. He ate my pussy three times a day like scheduled meals and he never seems to fill up on me! It seems in this sex trade deal he made too good a bargain this time. But, he led me to the criminals who had ruined my life. I used this pussy to get the drop on them and that allowed me the chance to go back to my old life.
But, I didn’t. There was too much fun in my undercover revenge pussy operation and so much money to be made at Jack’s. Then, I found phone sex. You should stop in and get some pineapple pussy of your own. I’m here all day, every day and just like peanut butter, I’m spread ‘n ready! Giggle.
Kiss kiss.
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