Yes, I know this isn’t quite as the story goes. But, It should be! I’m not rewriting history, but rather just manipulating the myth. Traditionally, this lady rode on horseback naked and a silly man snuck a peek. What’s wrong with that, you might ask? Unfortunately, the town was forbidden to. Because he couldn’t control himself, he immediately turned to stone. Well, I say fuck that. Her husband, Leofric was the challenger to her riding naked in the first place! She only agreed because he said he would help the city’s people with their massive tax debt. She stripped for the people! A true hero! I think her husband was just a pervert looking for some lonely man who couldn’t bear to miss seeing, well, her BARE body riding along. Guys, it’s time for my version. The ma’am, the myth, the legend, It’s Peeping Tom’s Wife!
But, in this fantasy, she’s his EX-wife. Even after Leofric held up his end of the bargain and did all his charity stuff, she was like “Hey man, you’re a real fucking prick. Who does that?” And therefore, she divorced his ass. She quickly realized this guy Thomas had at least been an admirer. He was now out on the front lawn of her massive estate. The future Peeping Tom’s Wife took a stroll through her garden. A few other guys who had been turned to stone for various charges were also posted there. They had all been made into an outdoor clock, each stone body representing an hour. Thomas Was twelve o’clock. She gazed into his beady marble-y eyes and said “Even you are right…twice a day.” And, kissed his earlobe awkwardly, and his Skittles shell shed, and he was a bleeding, breathing man, once again. The End. Just kidding.
And she was ready to fix that! Lady Godiva chatted with Thomas for a few hours. You know, to make sure he only liked glancing and didn’t have some REAL skeletons in his closet. Next, she checked his closets. And then they were good to go! She did, however, find some nude-y drawings, and rather than being repulsed, she was pleasantly delighted. Lady Godiva asked him “Are these from being a peep creep?” Thomas confirmed, “YES.” She knew the two of them combined…would be a voyeuristic real good time! So they decided to get married. Her idea. It had to be a secret wedding because they were up to no good (wink, wink!) They hired a priest and then it was time for the real show. The peep show.
They were to be married, in secret, behind a curtain, overlooking the Female Bath House. She needed binoculars, a Polaroid, and some lipstick for Tom. From there they could peep and play and say their I do’s all while having a great view! They were two peeps in a pod! If the priest said no he would become decor for the church! He had to say yes! So, It was meant to be. The wedding was a success! They spent their honeymoon traveling, wining, and dining. They took turns under the tables to sneak up waitresses skirts. You know, their new usual! The kinky couple saw the various beauties in their birthday suits all over the globe. They watched the sexy spring babes with their lovers in the flower beds. Then, preparing next, for the views from treetops of the summer skinny dips ahead! The End! For real this time!
Should I be Peeping Tom’s Wife?
Are you also rock hard and trying to release?
Are you peeping me right now? (hee hee)
If so, be sure to call me for the best fantasy phone sex!
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