Memorial Day weekend kicked off outdoor cooking season. Men all across the country dusted off their grill of choice and fired up that baby with all sorts of delectable meats and veggies. Some rubbed down wet…and some spiced up dry. More often than not, washed down with a nice sudsy beverage. What if you had your own little private BBQ? You, your lady, the pit, and a whole lot of grass. One could imagine all sorts of activities if one put one’s mind to it. I mean, what would you do? Would you get straight to dinner, or would you make time for some very fun appetizers? It’s time for Hot Weather Sploshing.
There are so many opportunities to incorporate the fruits of your labor. In fact, quite literally. That sweet peach chutney would be perfect with those grilled chops. However, would it be equally as perfect sliding down the chest of your wife while she wears her little yellow bikini? What about that pineapple salsa? You could eat it off a chip, but a nice round ass would be better. Don’t forget about that mango BBQ sauce; the entire neighborhood praised you over it. It’s time you handed it over to your wife. She’ll know how to smother it properly. Don’t forget, she herself is already so well seasoned.
Good thing your lovely better half made that big, icy, sweet pitcher of fresh strawberry lemonade. Of course, it’s delicious on its own, but nothing hits the spot as much as your lady pouring it over her. It slides down her tan leg like the perfect little pink river it is. Until, of course, it comes to a break when shooting off her impeccable, freshly painted toes. Make sure to suck each one individually. You don’t want to waste any! Besides, you will certainly need to stay hydrated for the long night of activities ahead of you!
Of pork that is! Although I don’t think it would hurt anyone if a nice 12-hour smoked pork ended up right in her lap. You might need to break it apart to get to the juicy center. Good thing it’s nice and tender. Good job, chef. Make sure to clean up after yourself. And never, ever, waste a thing! Every bit should be accounted for. Even if that means you’re on your hands and knees eating it from the freshly mowed grass. In fact, stay down there a while; your wife has been on her feet all day. You just happen to be the perfect foot rest.
Hot weather sploshing wouldn’t be complete without the final treat! A big, layered, creamy pie. A perfectly crunchy bottom crust. Then, vanilla custard. Layered with berries of all sorts. Then, more custard, but this time with a little crackly sugared ceiling. Hands off, fella. It’s not for you! You’ve been feasting for hours. It’s your wife’s turn for a yummy treat. I think she knows the best possible place to put it. Sit back, relax, and look up at the stars, baby. Enjoy erotic writing? Check out my last entry, Juicy Ruby Red. Looking for hot fantasy phone sex?
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