Are you going to take them home tonight? If you’re lucky you will! There are so many sexy nicknames for these beautiful curvy babes. Brick house. Coca Cola. Thick. The list goes on and on. Now, I’m not talking about heavy girls, but hey, nothing wrong with that. I’m talking about a girl you see all the way down the street and so does every other guy. A complete head turner. An ass that sticks out far enough, you can certainly imagine being behind it, with just about every part of your own body! It’s juicy and ready to be grabbed! Shorts weather is just around the corner. Are you ready to scope out one of your own Fat Bottomed Girls?
And round they are! Queen wasn’t the first or last to sing about them either! Miss New Booty by Bubba Sparx, Back That Azz Up By Juvenile. Baby sure does have back and they all love singing about it! I know all of you tit guys are wondering where your booby ballads are. I’m sorry, but they don’t really exist except for maybe an occasional joke song. Singing about boobs is kind of crass, but that ass, it’s just CHEEKY! Fat Bottomed Girls is just where it’s at. Breasts are nurturing and feed life, and bottoms are so just damn cute and the butt of several jokes. Yeah, that’s right.
I almost forgot about your most likely, favorite part of this blog! The boo-tay descriptions! Sure we start strong and go straight for spandex shorts. Followed by no other than yoga pants. No need for several layers flattening that glorious thing out! Of course, some cute gym leggings are always nice. But, what about some high waisted tight ass jeans? Did someone say Daisy Dukes? We might have a winner. What if Spandex Short chick and Daisy Duke battle it out in a lovely springtime wrestling championship? Sounds like a fun day to me! April Showers don’t seem so bad now, do they? I wouldn’t be surprised if a double rainbow formed for the occasion!
You might meet her at the beach (you lucky fuck,) a bar, a sports game, wherever. She’ll be cheery. Just like men have BDE (Big Dick Energy for those of you living in space,) she has the BBE. THE BIG BOOTY ENERGY. While guys with huge dicks are usually in a decent mood because almost nothing else matters to them, a similar effect happens to a badonk carrier. Not quite as carefree of course. We are women, always striving for perfection. So be polite, sweet, and decent and maybe you’ll get a slice of that cake before your birthday. I’d love to induge you more, but I’ve got squats to do! Everyone should get some quality junk in their lifetime. If you haven’t already, make it one of your 2025 Sex Resolutions! Bum Chance!
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