Booty Emergency ER Visit – Time To Get That Bottle Out of You

Well, now, that is one hell of a problem you have there.

And, it looks painful. Don’t worry, as a doctor, I see a lot more anal issues than most people realize. In truth, a situation like this is surprisingly common. We receive thousands of hospitalizations with rectum issues that result from sex toys, to household items being inserted into their anus. Your situation is worthy of a booty crisis ER visit.

Believe it or not, some even attempt to slide living things into their asses. Now, these are rare cases and tend to have dire consequences. One such experience was a gentleman who thought it would be a sexual pleasure to insert an eel into his asshole. Eels are not sweet-loving animals, and it perforated his colon, requiring serious assistance from the staff. Although I have to say I did get great Pleasure seeing that eel Squirm inside him. The erection he got was uncontrollable that I even had to give him oral sex to relieve his Discomfort.

So, as a doctor, I am open to whatever comes through the emergency room door. As well Happy to help when I can. However, I also feel it is my responsibility to discuss with those of you determined to shove random objects not made for your ass into your ass. Make sure to purchase lube, and make sure the objects will not create a vacuum or slide too far in without being able to reach them. Remotes, Phones, Veggies are all very good tools as well. I can even  provide you with some great sex toys websites.

I want you to have fun, but I don’t want that fun to create a booty crisis ER visit.

I also suggest that you research the sex toys that you’re looking at and make sure they are best suited for anal stimulation. I’m going to be honest here, I love anal sex. So I completely respect those who are up for any kind of anal play or fun. In truth, it is common knowledge among my friends and colleagues that I am a very naughty cum slut. And it also adds excitement to our day when different employees bring in Toys for me to where all day. If it is a slow day in the ER, there is nothing more to pick up our mood than some random huge object in my ass that has given me multiple orgasms a shift.

Its quiet entertaining to see Who bought the best in. Have you every wondered why it takes the doctor so long to come in your room? Well it could be possible that your Doctor is like me. I maybe having a nurse insert my next fun toy, veggie or whatever else they brought in for me to have fun for my shift. They even have a pull of who can bring in the best thing to make me cum over n over again.

Now you have some questions. ‘What is the Best to use?”

Obviously, you can just give me a call and let the Professional help you answer those. Please know it is not personal as we giggle at your situation. But anything requiring a booty crisis ER visit always brings enjoyment for us. I am that blatantly Honest Doctor Who is going to tell you this was a dumbass move, and then suggest maybe the item I have in right now. If your lucky I might even let you try it too.

Oh, as a side note, I’m going to give you my number. That way, you can be properly pegged in the future. You can be my fuck boy.

Promise me there will be no more situations that require a booty crisis ER visit?

Good. Now relax, and let me help you find just the right thing for you to try. I want you to remember I am well-versed in all things packing and can bring you massive climaxes without all this troubling pain. So, caller, what have you shoved in your ass for anal stimulation?

What are you craving? Maybe you would enjoy some naughty lipstick employee sex instead of a dominant slutty doctor. Call me for the most intense fetish phone sex around.

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