People often think of Fall and Winter when it comes to Vamps. The truth is, they’re always hungry! Besides, this season means people are out in abundance, and late! Parties mostly begin at sunset during these steamy months, which means a smorgasbord of feasting for our fanged friends. The Vamps get to enjoy their seasonal produce just like you! That mango margarita is going straight to your bloodstream, and my oh my, is it tasty! For all of you out there, my late-night heroes and weekend warriors, I have the perfect solution to your dating crisis. What if you could date a chick who will never complain about your hours? Better yet, maybe you already have one during the day, and a second lady at night wouldn’t be half bad. Well, I’d say it’s time for you to get yourself a Summer Vampire Girlfriend!
I mean, she can join you for dinner, but she may need to excuse herself to the alley for a quick bite. And no, she can’t cheer you and your buddies with your giant boots of beer at that one German spot you love taking all your dates to. She can, however, drain the drunkard on the corner waiting for his Uber while you guys decide to go for shots. Thanks to him, her B.A.C. just skyrocketed, and she’s happy as a blood sucking clam. There is no need for her to embarrass herself ordering Fireball like you. She’ll get a little cinnamony snack from you later! Hopefully you treat her nice…or you’ll be CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!
What else could you want? You can go to the beach and watch all the boobs and butts jiggle during the day without her. She’ll be napping! Later, you can show her sexy, goth ass off. Sure, you might get the occasional shit from people who will call you out. They’ll spew hate by calling you a Fangbanger, amongst other things. They’ll say she glamoured you, and without it, you would be able to see clearly. Don’t listen to them. They’re a bunch of gaslighting, jealous, black pudding losers. They’re jealous that they couldn’t swing such a pointy fanged babe as her. Instead, they’re stuck with Susan. Susan’s claim to fame is her chocolate gooey butter cake. You don’t want to end up with a Susan. Do you?
I’m not talking about through the seasons or even years. What about a millennia? What is your Summer Vampire Girlfriend turned into your immortal love of your life? I know you love your snacks, and sushi is amazing, but imagine visiting Japan one thousand times and eating one thousand sushi masters. See what I’m saying? You could see and learn about every inch of the planet twice. You could probably even land yourself in space. Just make sure to stay out of the sun. You could carve your initials onto a tree trunk and watch that tree get torn down 400 years later by a billionaire. I mean, how many humans can say that? Nothing would ever come close to your puny blood bag amount of time on Earth! Imagine the kinky possibilities, too! Good luck out there! Check out last week’s steamy sci-fi entry- Intergalactic Love Affair.
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