People often think of Fall and Winter when it comes to Vamps. The truth is, they’re always hungry! Besides, this season means people are out in abundance, and late! Parties mostly begin at sunset during these steamy months, which means a smorgasbord of feasting for our fanged friends. The Vamps get to enjoy their seasonal produce just like you! That mango margarita is going straight to your bloodstream, and my oh my, is it tasty! For all of you out there, my late-night heroes and weekend warriors, I have the perfect solution to your dating crisis. What if you could date a chick who will never complain about your hours? Better yet, maybe you already have one during the day, and a second lady at night wouldn’t be half bad. Well, I’d say it’s time for you to get yourself a Summer Vampire Girlfriend!
I mean, she can join you for dinner, but she may need to excuse herself to the alley for a quick bite. And no, she can’t cheer you and your buddies with your giant boots of beer at that one German spot you love taking all your dates to. She can, however, drain the drunkard on the corner waiting for his Uber while you guys decide to go for shots. Thanks to him, her B.A.C. just skyrocketed, and she’s happy as a blood sucking clam. There is no need for her to embarrass herself ordering Fireball like you. She’ll get a little cinnamony snack from you later! Hopefully you treat her nice…or you’ll be CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!
What else could you want? You can go to the beach and watch all the boobs and butts jiggle during the day without her. She’ll be napping! Later, you can show her sexy, goth ass off. Sure, you might get the occasional shit from people who will call you out. They’ll spew hate by calling you a Fangbanger, amongst other things. They’ll say she glamoured you, and without it, you would be able to see clearly. Don’t listen to them. They’re a bunch of gaslighting, jealous, black pudding losers. They’re jealous that they couldn’t swing such a pointy fanged babe as her. Instead, they’re stuck with Susan. Susan’s claim to fame is her chocolate gooey butter cake. You don’t want to end up with a Susan. Do you?
I’m not talking about through the seasons or even years. What about a millennia? What is your Summer Vampire Girlfriend turned into your immortal love of your life? I know you love your snacks, and sushi is amazing, but imagine visiting Japan one thousand times and eating one thousand sushi masters. See what I’m saying? You could see and learn about every inch of the planet twice. You could probably even land yourself in space. Just make sure to stay out of the sun. You could carve your initials onto a tree trunk and watch that tree get torn down 400 years later by a billionaire. I mean, how many humans can say that? Nothing would ever come close to your puny blood bag amount of time on Earth! Imagine the kinky possibilities, too! Good luck out there! Check out last week’s steamy sci-fi entry- Intergalactic Love Affair.
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Megan is extremely open minded. Plays along with even the most taboo fantasies. Close your eyes and enjoy!
Jamie has gotten insanely popular, so she is often “busy” or “offline,” but a call with her is well worth the wait. Sweet, attentive, and often funny as well as dirty, she has raised my fantasy role-play into something hotter than I ever imagined it could be.
Paris is incredible! She has such a sexy voice and an open mind.
My first call with Dixie was so fantastic! Unbelievable voice! So soft, so sweet, so nurturing, so Southern! Dixie is everything I ever wanted in a Southern lady. Her voice will leave you shaking and breathless as she weaves her Southern charm and teasing into your mind. Dixie is the one I have waited for my whole life! Five big stars for this sweet, classy Southern lady who touched something very deep within me. I LOVE Miss Dixie! The Southern Belle of my dreams!
Brittany is the best! She remembers and always engages. Others sometimes guide the call through a generic script and don’t really listen. Brittany ALWAYS shows up and makes you feel like you’re special and important!
Brittany knows exactly how to get me as turned on as physically possible. She is amazing.
I have been calling PSK for well over 10 years. This was my first call with Skye and she was amazing. She is beautiful and her voice is so sexy. I laid some frame work for a nurse role play and Skye took it from there. I will be back every 2 weeks for my follow up appointments and physical therapy. Thank you, Skye.
I just finished my second call with Skye, and she is such a sweetheart. She’s easy to talk to and made me feel very comfortable. I’m very much looking forward to talking with her again.
Jesse is incredible, a true professional!! I love talking with her.
Yesterday I was honored again to be in Aileen’s presence. What an amazing call. We touched on the 10 tenants of Aileenism that I have written for Her. Call Her and perhaps She will share them with you. I love ❤️ and worship Aileen. As it says in Aileen’s Holy Scripture chapter 13 verse 15: Though She slay me yet will I trust in Her.
Roxy is awesome, especially if you like to roleplay. You will not be disappointed when you call her. Her oral skills are insane. She likes to blow more than your mind.
I can’t say enough good things about Raven. From her sexy voice to her storytelling skills, she’s outstanding. She definitely pays attention and follows along in roleplay. Definitely one of the best.
