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She is real. More than the beauty in the photo. She is sassy and captivating. Romi goes from sweet to devious. I can go on and on. What I will say is her line should always be busy.
I can’t say enough great things about Raven. She knows my mind, my thoughts, my triggers. She can push the envelope when needed. And if you ever think you are in control you are wrong. It is Raven’s world and I am privileged to be a part of it.
Last night I had a phenomenal session with Joey. She raises perversity depravity, and sexualty to a galactic level. I truly believe she enjoys my perverse pleasures and desires as much as I do. She is treasure and an absolute incredible asset to PSK. Don’t ever lose her.
Jamie is such a unique, highly talented and versatile PSO. Jamie can cover so many types of role play, highly skilled and so talented. I love the way we catch up, then play to the fullest, most exciting fun. Highest rating!!! Well done PSK!
Lucy is everything you would want in a PSK queen. She can adapt to whatever you’re into and do so with great passion and creativity. She’s smart, beautiful, sexy, and naughty. Do yourself a favor and call her, you’ll be glad you did.
Ariel was Awesome. She is VERY creative!
Tiffany is the Best! I can’t wait for our next call every time we talk.
Maddie was fantastic! I wish I would have lasted longer. She is just so good and makes me come so quick now it’s unbelievable. She was my step mommy this time. She humiliated me and made me dress up like a slutty little girl. Maddie you’re the best and thank you PSK girls.. I love you all!
Eden has this soft, sexy, and seductive voice and the way she gets into your fantasies is Amazing!!
That sweet sexy voice of Vicky is such a turn on. She knows how to get you nice and hard and ending up shooting a huge load.
The best part of my day, week, month, year is talking to Mistress Aileen. She has that special way of getting every last drop out of me. She understands what gets me going. I wish I could talk to her 24/7!
Mommy Megan and grandma took my young virginity. I came soooo hard. Great call!
