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Elise was fantastic. I loved how she humiliated me going all dressed up like a little sissy whore!! She’s really good! I loved how she humiliated me. Thank you Elise and thank you PSK girls
Aileen rates the highest in every way!
Gemma is a Perfect 10! My calls with her get hotter and hotter every time! She is smooth, sexy, and wild! And the best part, You are free to say whatever you want to her and she never judges you! She gives you the freedom to be yourself! I love Gemma and her black girl magic! 😊❤️
In my opinion, JOEY is the best there is! It’s been over 2 years now that I’ve been calling, spanning countless hours. Worth every cent. The only reason I call here is for her, and always will be. She’s the best. A 5 star rating is far too low for her.
I can talk to her about anything. Romi can be anything I want her to be in a role-play as she goes into it seamlessly. Great experience-Thx Romi
I was so glad to see her back, because Lucy is fantastic! She’s got the perfect combination – filthy mind, amazing body, and sexy voice! Any ideas you have she’ll love, any fantasies you have she’ll make even better than you thought they could be!
Jade is hands-down my favorite operator on the site. She is smart, sexy, seductive, and open to any and all ideas I’ve had! Her creativity and sultry voice will take you to a new level, I absolutely recommend her!
I have been calling Aileen for many years. She is Awesome!!
Alyssa is fucking awesome. Any type of roleplay with her will leave your cock rock hard. She can also be dominant or submissive. Her attention to detail is top-notch. Oral skills are a 10. I highly recommend talking to her. Your cock with thank you!
I spoke to Romi several times. Not enough though. Wow!! She is really the best.
I can’t keep up. She is just Incredible!
Excellent voice, intelligent and interesting is how to sum up Aileen. Her acting skills and demeanor are relaxing and very comforting. Aileen is a gem!
I am a long-time caller to phone sex lines. I have tried other services before finding PSK. The overall quality of PSK is 100% better than others. I have tried and liked a few of the women on here. I had great calls with Jacey and Kimberly (retired). After Jacey changed her schedule, I was looking for my next favorite. I didn’t click with some, so I didn’t call them back. Then I found Maddie! Maddie and I clicked right away. She can make me feel like a long-distance lover and did that with the first call. Maddie makes me want to talk to her again and again. Our most recent call was a perfect example of how great Maddie is. She told me what she was wearing and asked me what I’d do if I were there with her. 10 minutes later, I was having an extremely powerful orgasm! She didn’t ask me what kind of role play I was in the mood for (she has and does ask sometimes). She just took over and gave me a great scenario, which Maddie can do because of how well she connects with me. She knows exactly what I like and how to get me going. If I had the stamina (I’m not a young man anymore), I would call Maddie daily! She makes me feel like a young man because of how hard I get every time I think of our most recent calls. I hope this helps you understand how much I love Maddie!