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Gracie is absolutely amazing at being the perfect person you want in your fantasy. She made me burst rather quickly. Will definitely be calling her again real soon to hear her whimper for me. I Highly recommend Gracie!
It had been a while since I had called the Kingdom. My regular Queen isn’t around as much so I have been looking for a new Queen. I have been watching Addison for awhile and was finally able to connect and I was not disappointed. Addison is a stunningly beautiful young woman with the face of an Angel and a heavenly body. More importantly behind that sweet smile and beautiful eyes is a devilishly sexy mind. I was nervous but Addison took the few clues I provided and created an amazing experience for me. With her sweet voice and sexy laugh you are completely under her control without even realizing it, but she does. She had me begging to be her slut to do with as she wanted. Five stars are not nearly enough for this smart, creative, sexy, and beautiful young woman. Connecting with Addison is difficult due to her popularity, but I will be talking to her again because she is worth the effort. Thank you Addison for an amazing experience.
Joey is just incredible. Words cannot possibly describe how amazing she is. Her skills are unprecedented. She is phenomenal at building a unforgettable fantasy. If you haven’t called her, you’re insane. I almost hate sharing her with anyone. CALL JOEY!!
My 4th call with Emily and she continues to amaze me with her beautiful appearance and that sexy voice. We did a nice long call with some roleplay at the airport. It seems stuff in my bag needed to be inspected which lead to a search of me. Before it was done, I was had by multiple agents and one of them was a TS with a huge cock. Going to be a good trip to Europe! Thank you Emily 😘
Kora is superb at tease and denial, leaving me begging for the release I want.
I’ll be calling back for more!!!
Raven is smart and so sexy!! She always knows just what to say.
Do yourself a favor and call CJ, you won’t be disappointed. She is beautiful, smart, sexy, and incredibly versatile. She can adapt to any kink and take you to a whole new level you’ve never been before. I highly recommend her!
After reading Addison’s blog about her offering a sexting session, I had to try it for myself. I have to say it was amazing. I was so turned on and couldn’t help but explode. Can’t wait to play again.
Maddie was the first girl I ever spoke to at the Kingdom and she made an impression that ensured I would call again. Maddie is intense and extraordinarily sexy and she makes every call with her a memorable one. My schedule makes it hard to reach her but I was able to today and she is as fantastic as ever.
I’m a long time caller to PSK, and Aileen is my favorite mistress. Spending time with my face buried in her ass is one of my favorite pastimes. She is a wonderful tease and always makes me explode with delight- but always after she has been satisfied.
Extreme pleasure with Megan is soo hot and messy!!
I always come back to this incredibly satisfying young sexy queen. She takes every role playing scenario and makes it our own. The phrase “I can’t do that” is not in her vocabulary. She is absolute perfection!
