Trouble At Work: Always Double Check Before You Hit Send

Jim previously had never been in trouble at work.

Professionalism usually pumps through Jim’s veins but the new intern Brit’s outfits pushed his buttons. She was careful to play along with the dress code only enough to not find herself in trouble at work. It did not matter though, you can’t hide a body like hers. It’s obvious that she went from prude to nymphomaniac once she grew into it. Unfortunately, the girl I interviewed isn’t who we hired and I’m still not sure if Brit lied on her resume or had friends pretend to be references. To say she is a bimbo would be too kind as the girl can barely answer the phones correctly, much less tackle the tasks outlined in her job description.

I’ve caught Jim hanging out around Brit’s desk a few times as well as spotted them having lunch together a handful of times. Generally, none of these events would result in being in trouble at work by human resources. Usually, I turn a blind eye as long as relationships are not poisoning the tank for my staff. All of this “on the down low” hanky panky is putting Jim into a spiral where he pays less attention to detail than usual. Management hoped that the newest of his college girl crush would wear off once they finally did the deed in private. Surely, everything would begin running smoothly again once he got his dick wet.

Lana, You’ve Got Mail.

It’s 5:30 in the morning and the last I would expect to see is an email coming in from Jim but the subject line, “it’s bigger in real life” has me confused. I open the message and find there was nothing in the body of what he sent however there are 3 attachments.  Shockingly, I find several photos of “Little Jimmy” from all sorts of creative angles. Jesus Christ, now going to be in trouble at work. This type of behavior obviously jeopardizes our organization and additionally leaves us ripe for a lawsuit. While my blood is boiling due to his incompetence, I can’t help but laugh. Poor guy, his ass is mine now. My long fingernails begin tapping on the glass screen of the iPhone rhythmically as I craft my reply.

“Jim – Be in my office at 9 am. Unfortunately, You’re in trouble at work.”

I’ve arrived a bit early for our meeting together. There are so many things that I can say right now and do for that matter. Jim enters and my first question falls from my lips in the most bitchy yet seductive tone. “Was that tiny message intended for me, James?” He’s not laughing but I am and it takes everything in me to maintain a serious headspace. Jim blushes a shade of red that is deeper than my darkest rouge lipstick.

I turn on the projector and broadcast the photos on the screen in front of him. “Well, you did say it was bigger in real life. I’m curious and want to see for myself. Take it out or you’re going to be in deeper trouble at work. Perhaps even unemployed.” There are little signs of protesting coming from Jim at this point. He knows I have him and his job title by the literal dick. Jim slowly unzips his pants to reveal his silly little rock hard micro-penis.

The buzzer for our office door rings. It looks like Brit is here on time for once. Perhaps she’d be interested in humiliating our favorite co-worker together? Call me and let’s role play our own little ending to this kinky office phone sex story.

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