Hello, and welcome to my holly, horny, slutty, winter wonderland. I know it may seem risky to have an orgy right smack dab on the fat man’s holiday, but it’s not as if the big guy is gonna pop through my chimney and fuck me himself. So yeah, what of it? There is no way that I’m not on Santa’s naughty list, but maybe this, along with all my naughty actions, will call for a holiday spanking. I have been on the fat bastards list since I can remember. I was, and clearly still am, a sexual deviant who is always ready for the next rush of fun. Clearly, I should be number one on Santa’s list of deviants. But it seems that all the naughty things I have done haven’t been enough to get his attention. So tonight should do the trick for his attention.
To all my fellow naughty listers. I want everything we do tonight to make the fat man in the red suit blush. Like, I want to see faces buried in the deepest crevices of others. I want to enjoy the smell of sex in the steamy, hot room as bodies and flesh become one. Tonight will be the night that I make Santa’s naughty list into an orgy of fun, in other words. I want cocks down people’s throats. As in, I want to take some random guy, make out with him, and then have him suck a cock while I’m jerking him off and licking that cock with him. The best part of this holiday orgy is that we all get to make it worth it. We know Santa doesn’t give a fuck about us. We will have our own fun.
Along with being exiled from the gift world for all the wrong things I did. We, on the naughty list, have learned that it’s fun here on the dark side of the do-gooders list. Here at our dirty holiday orgy, we learned to bring fun goodies for everyone. On our goodies station, you will find only the best of the best of drugs, from snow to flower to ecstasy. We see that parties are always best on the wild side, wouldn’t you agree? So where all the goodie goodies are in their beds, enjoying rest and being boring, Santa’s naughty list is having all the we-can-without-the-fat-man-and-all-his-rules. All the while, deep down, I am doing all of this to gain his attention. I want him to show me just how real he is.
As I had said, I want the fat man to show himself. So, if stealing, dinking, and everything else I have done have not gotten his attention yet, then bringing together his deviants will do the trick. That is why I have put together this perfect naughty list orgy. I want to make sure that everyone has their fill of what they crave and need for my own sick gain. You see, being on Santa’s naughty list turns me on. And I genuinely hope he knows that. Because why else would I take his day of giving and give all these people, including me, the gift of lustful desires? And just like the big red guy, I love to give! The only difference is that I love to give the gift of fun and satisfaction, not silly toys. Maybe Santa should be a peeping elf on the shelf, taking notes.
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