Once upon a time, I had a tranny surprise that was unexpectedly wonderful. Picture me at a gay bar, watching all the lovely, glam babes doing their lip-synching show and having the time of my life. A lesbian friend brought me there, and we got pretty drunk, pretty quickly. The show was fabulous, the party atmosphere intoxicating. During the intermission, we wander our sexy, drunk asses to the “ladies” room.
Well, let me tell you something. “Ladies” room means something else entirely at a gay bar. Many drag queens were in there, and we were all chatting and freshening our make-up and just really bonding like women do. My lesbian friend and I are by the sinks, fixing our lipstick in the mirror when this truly gorgeous blonde starts chatting us up. Everything about her was feminine and girlie. I assumed she must be a lesbian or at least bisexual to be at this club.
With a twinkle in her eye, she joined us at our table. Truly beautiful, I started to entertain the idea of her going home with us for some hot threesome girl-on-girl-on-girl action. Her beautiful face, slender body, perfect tits, shapely legs were entirely feminine. Boy, am I in for a big tranny surprise, pun intended. Anyway, as the night goes on, we notice that she’s over against the wall making out with some dude. I already had the hots for her myself, so I kept my eye out and swooped in on her as soon as he moved away.
The three of us pile into an Uber and head over to my girlfriend’s house. You know, I’m bisexual and love to enjoy girls from time to time. She’s a full lesbian and generally does not enjoy dick at all. But there we are, heading for a hot girlie group sex orgy. We pile out of the car and stumble into her apartment, all of us kicking off our heels and undoing our bras. Our new friend, the soon-to-be tranny surprise, starts making out with me on the couch. What a great kisser, so sexy, her sweet lips against mine, her tongue in my mouth teasing sexily.
At this point, my lesbian friend is ready to get busy, so she gestures us back into her bedroom. Swiftly, we all discard our clothes, eager to be pleasured by and pleased by each other. It’s only at this moment when our new friend wiggles off her tight mini skirt that we realize she’s a chick with a dick. Now, I’m OK with this because, as I said, I’m bisexual. In fact, somewhat delighted, I think I actually gleefully clapped and cheered a little bit. I was drunk, forgive me. However, my lesbian friend did not share my delight initially.
Thus, there we are, the three of us coming to terms with the situation. Clearly, my girlfriend and I had no idea. Truly, I’d always thought the idea of a tranny surprise was silly because how could you not know?! But here I was, finding out for myself during this random hook up. Not only did she have a dick, she had a BIG dick! It looked amazing on her petite, womanly body and I went for it. My lesbian friend, however, was a bit miffed at first that we’d been tricked. However, I thought it was a lovely surprise! I wanted the best of both worlds!
With a little sweet-talking and encouragement, I was able to convince my friend that I’d handle the beautiful big dick. Reluctantly, she agreed and soon the three of us were all tangled up, licking and sucking and rubbing and fucking until the sun came up. It really did end up being a great experience, one that my friend and I still talk about. She even jokes about how dick is OK, but only on sexy blonde chicks with a luscious booty.
Sadly, our tranny friend disappeared in the early morning hours and we never saw her again. I wonder if she still thinks about us, too. I bet so!
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