Are you a vanilla phone sex enthusiast? Just because I specialize in femdom phonesex doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy a no frills, old-fashioned, romantic date night. In my regular daily life, I am pretty “vanilla.” It’s still a flavor! And I certainly don’t consider it an insult, nor do I consider it to mean “boring.” Nope! That’s right, the real me doesn’t have a gimp in the attic. Are you surprised?
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a sex chat with no taboos and no limits. But guess what? When you call me for vanilla phone sex, you don’t have to impress me by being “the kinkiest” of them all. Competitive values turn me off, anyway. Because how “kinky” or “wild” or whatever you are . . . well, it shouldn’t be a competition! Comparison is the thief of joy, right? Well, unless you’re calling me for small penis humiliation phone sex, that is! Ha ha.
Once I had a (fake, playful) argument with a boyfriend about what the “best” ice cream flavor is. I said chocolate, he said vanilla. Then he gave me an impassioned speech about how, without vanilla, none of the other flavors could really exist. And guess what? I realized, after ruminating on this post-coital goofing around dialogue for years afterwards, he was right. It’s true! My favorite flavor besides chocolate is cookie dough . . . both of them need vanilla, as do pretty much ALL flavors.
In other words, vanilla phone sex IS hot. And being all the fun parts of a girlfriend gets me wet. I like to say that I’m “cheaper than a real girlfriend.” If you don’t believe me, think about how many jewelry commercials you’ve seen in the last week or two. In my real-life relationships, I am not the kind of girl who gets “jewelry face.” You’ve seen it. That signature expression a woman gets on her face when the male suitor whips out a diamond necklace, and she goes all doe-eyed. Bleh!
Or your passion and lust, for that matter. So why not choose vanilla phone sex with me this Valentine’s season? And did I mention I’m also (much) cheaper than a divorce? Through the magic of our sexy phone call, we get all the best parts of a relationship. Or, if you prefer, a steamy, clandestine affair. But with MUCH less grueling sneaking-around-type activity! And unlike a real-life girlfriend, I won’t judge you or nag you. Everything about you excites me. And I know that when you call me for our first vanilla phone sex date, that feeling is going to be very mutual.
So, what are you waiting for? Turn those stupid Valentine’s Day commercials trying to get you to buy tacky tchotchkes and mid-tier chocolate on mute. Then, put down your remote and pick up your phone. Vanilla phone sex with me is in season ALL-year-round, not just in February!
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