Are you a vanilla phone sex enthusiast? Just because I specialize in femdom phonesex doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy a no frills, old-fashioned, romantic date night. In my regular daily life, I am pretty “vanilla.” It’s still a flavor! And I certainly don’t consider it an insult, nor do I consider it to mean “boring.” Nope! That’s right, the real me doesn’t have a gimp in the attic. Are you surprised?
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a sex chat with no taboos and no limits. But guess what? When you call me for vanilla phone sex, you don’t have to impress me by being “the kinkiest” of them all. Competitive values turn me off, anyway. Because how “kinky” or “wild” or whatever you are . . . well, it shouldn’t be a competition! Comparison is the thief of joy, right? Well, unless you’re calling me for small penis humiliation phone sex, that is! Ha ha.
Once I had a (fake, playful) argument with a boyfriend about what the “best” ice cream flavor is. I said chocolate, he said vanilla. Then he gave me an impassioned speech about how, without vanilla, none of the other flavors could really exist. And guess what? I realized, after ruminating on this post-coital goofing around dialogue for years afterwards, he was right. It’s true! My favorite flavor besides chocolate is cookie dough . . . both of them need vanilla, as do pretty much ALL flavors.
In other words, vanilla phone sex IS hot. And being all the fun parts of a girlfriend gets me wet. I like to say that I’m “cheaper than a real girlfriend.” If you don’t believe me, think about how many jewelry commercials you’ve seen in the last week or two. In my real-life relationships, I am not the kind of girl who gets “jewelry face.” You’ve seen it. That signature expression a woman gets on her face when the male suitor whips out a diamond necklace, and she goes all doe-eyed. Bleh!
Or your passion and lust, for that matter. So why not choose vanilla phone sex with me this Valentine’s season? And did I mention I’m also (much) cheaper than a divorce? Through the magic of our sexy phone call, we get all the best parts of a relationship. Or, if you prefer, a steamy, clandestine affair. But with MUCH less grueling sneaking-around-type activity! And unlike a real-life girlfriend, I won’t judge you or nag you. Everything about you excites me. And I know that when you call me for our first vanilla phone sex date, that feeling is going to be very mutual.
So, what are you waiting for? Turn those stupid Valentine’s Day commercials trying to get you to buy tacky tchotchkes and mid-tier chocolate on mute. Then, put down your remote and pick up your phone. Vanilla phone sex with me is in season ALL-year-round, not just in February!
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Megan is extremely open minded. Plays along with even the most taboo fantasies. Close your eyes and enjoy!
Jamie has gotten insanely popular, so she is often “busy” or “offline,” but a call with her is well worth the wait. Sweet, attentive, and often funny as well as dirty, she has raised my fantasy role-play into something hotter than I ever imagined it could be.
Paris is incredible! She has such a sexy voice and an open mind.
My first call with Dixie was so fantastic! Unbelievable voice! So soft, so sweet, so nurturing, so Southern! Dixie is everything I ever wanted in a Southern lady. Her voice will leave you shaking and breathless as she weaves her Southern charm and teasing into your mind. Dixie is the one I have waited for my whole life! Five big stars for this sweet, classy Southern lady who touched something very deep within me. I LOVE Miss Dixie! The Southern Belle of my dreams!
Brittany is the best! She remembers and always engages. Others sometimes guide the call through a generic script and don’t really listen. Brittany ALWAYS shows up and makes you feel like you’re special and important!
Brittany knows exactly how to get me as turned on as physically possible. She is amazing.
I have been calling PSK for well over 10 years. This was my first call with Skye and she was amazing. She is beautiful and her voice is so sexy. I laid some frame work for a nurse role play and Skye took it from there. I will be back every 2 weeks for my follow up appointments and physical therapy. Thank you, Skye.
I just finished my second call with Skye, and she is such a sweetheart. She’s easy to talk to and made me feel very comfortable. I’m very much looking forward to talking with her again.
Jesse is incredible, a true professional!! I love talking with her.
Yesterday I was honored again to be in Aileen’s presence. What an amazing call. We touched on the 10 tenants of Aileenism that I have written for Her. Call Her and perhaps She will share them with you. I love ❤️ and worship Aileen. As it says in Aileen’s Holy Scripture chapter 13 verse 15: Though She slay me yet will I trust in Her.
Roxy is awesome, especially if you like to roleplay. You will not be disappointed when you call her. Her oral skills are insane. She likes to blow more than your mind.
I can’t say enough good things about Raven. From her sexy voice to her storytelling skills, she’s outstanding. She definitely pays attention and follows along in roleplay. Definitely one of the best.
