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I want to be your sexy, fun phone girlfriend.

Did you know you need a phone girlfriend? That’s right: whether you were already searching for me or your craving is just beginning, we are destined to connect. Maybe you don’t have time for a relationship because of your job. Or maybe you have been burned by a woman in your past, and are leery of opening your heart (and your bed) again. I can relate. And unlike going on a first date in “real life,” ours isn’t a crapshoot. Not to mention, I’m not hampered by the kind of in-person propriety that “forbids” fucking on the first date!

As your phone girlfriend, nothing is “too taboo” for me.

I have no limits. We can talk about (and do) anything you like. Do you have a secret kink that you worry “most girls” would raise their eyebrows at? Not me! The more fringe, the more unusual, the better. But, if you’re just a vanilla guy who wishes he had a phone sex Juliet to his inner Romeo? I love that, too. Building a special connection is tantamount to our rendezvous becoming increasingly personalized phone sex. And that gets me wetter. Increasingly wet. As in, the more we get to know each other, the hotter the sex we have gets. Just like in “real” life, huh?

Although, unlike in “real” life, day-to-day, in-person relationships, our affair won’t be muddled with the mundane drudgery of daily life stuff. Like, as your phone girlfriend, I’m not going to leave wet towels on the bed! And I’m not going to fight with you about our finances, our kids, or the dishes. None of that! I’m all the fun parts of a girlfriend, none of the un-fun bullshit.

I’ve been single in “real” life for almost two years.

So even a gorgeous, charming, smart, funny phone sex goddess like me has “dating problems.” It’s hard to find someone that’s “on my level.” I want someone I think is hot. It’s harder than I thought it would be to find a significant other who doesn’t fetishize what I do for a living. Or, possibly worse, regard it with whatever awkward judge-y sentiments that do NOT get me wet.

And after a lot of sex and a lot of dating, I’m not quite the slut I used to be! It used to be my benchmark of a first date that it “went well” if it ended with me getting laid. But, the last few first dates I’ve been on in “real” life were either underwhelming, or I didn’t feel that spark. As your phone girlfriend, I want to feel that special lightning with you. And I want you to feel it with me, too.

What’s your phone girlfriend type?

My type tends to be brainiacs, which means someone who is a deep thinker. Well-read, maybe. Witty and with a more-than-healthy sense of fun. Are you looking for sapiosexual phone sex, too? I often have laughing orgasms. And I’m a lifelong goof, for sure. Are you ready to clown around (and get down and dirty) with me? I’m right here, waiting for your call!

Call Aileen 1-888-792-6198