Little dick surprise, little dick energy… There are so many fun and mean phrases that my friends love to throw out into the group chat. They get super creative with it, especially when they’re talking about a recent date or hookup that turned into a disappointment. And sometimes it’s not even a bad nickname, but it can be a humorous one. My friend Susie dated a guy who was super into pantyhose and even liked wearing them sometimes. Guess what we called him? The Hose Bandit, the Stocking Stuffer. We got super creative with it. And I think he read through her group chat texts one time and loved it.
It seems to go hand-in-hand with having a fun kink like that. They love to get picked on a bit, especially the little dick surprise kinksters. For starters, one of my friends was so disappointed with her boyfriend’s performance that, instead of cheating, she started teasing his cuckold sissification fetish. In the end, he got exactly what he wanted: a sexy girlfriend who cheats whenever she wants, and who makes him watch and dress up some nights. A win-win situation, if you ask me. I indulged a past boyfriend with a similar fantasy because I never run out of kinky roleplay ideas. He loved the thought of wearing my little sissy pink panties. His nickname in our group chat turned into Pinky Boy, and he wasn’t even a little dick surprise like my next boyfriend. 🤭
My poor new boyfriend Mattie… He could get hard enough to “almost” have an average-sized little dick. We’ll be going off the recent standard of saying 5 – 5.5″ is average. If he tried really hard, he could almost hit the threshold! But while he was soft, he was totally out of luck. That little baby carrot could hide behind his little blue lace panties and barely make a dent. Even when I made him wear a cock ring, it wouldn’t perk up enough to look like a little cock. Finally, one day I decided to share his pics with my friends… And guess what they crowned his little dick surprise? Baby Dick Mattie, Baby Carrot, Thumbelina, Weenie, Munchkin… Munchkin is a local store’s name for donut holes, by the way.
My friends loved seeing his pics. So much that I even left my phone on the counter so he’d see all the notifications going off and showing their nicknames for his little dick surprise. I think he was embarrassed about his little dick, but I think he liked it. I’m sure he’s curious about all the mischievously mean things they say about him. They’ve even started comparing it to certain things, based on the visual and estimated size… One of them even laid out a tape measure next to their hamster. Shhh, don’t tell him, but the hamster was bigger and thicker. If I’d told them how quickly he can cum, I think their creativity might reach new heights. If he’s not careful, he could cum anywhere between 10 seconds and 1 minute! I wonder what my friends would say…
Do you have a little dick surprise for me? Call me.
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Brittany knows exactly how to get me as turned on as physically possible. She is amazing.
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Jesse is incredible, a true professional!! I love talking with her.
Yesterday I was honored again to be in Aileen’s presence. What an amazing call. We touched on the 10 tenants of Aileenism that I have written for Her. Call Her and perhaps She will share them with you. I love ❤️ and worship Aileen. As it says in Aileen’s Holy Scripture chapter 13 verse 15: Though She slay me yet will I trust in Her.
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