Drunk Sloppy Mess: Some Drunk Fun and Dirty Drugs. ♕

Pussy and relaxing substances make the best combo.

Every Friday night I’m out on the town looking like a drunk sloppy mess. Please don’t mistake me for one of those girls with her heel in one hand, and a bottle in the other. No, my eyelashes aren’t half-glued on. That’s not me. I’m the sexy vixen who appears out of nowhere. My facial features are unrecognizable and undoubtedly, exotic. Yes, the girl who stops a room full of movement. And, whichever man is lucky enough to drive me home that night, will get the ride of his life.

I no longer waste my taste buds away drowning in beer and alcoholic beverages like my slutty counterparts. I came to a point in my life where I realized it’s just straight up trashy. However, being the grown woman that I am, I never turn down a “damn good” dick. What does that look like? Well, the man has got to be groomed, head to toe, smell like heaven, have a beautiful smile, attractive eyes, and a smooth way with him. When I look at him, he’s got to give me the type of SENSATION that evokes the drunk sloppy mess version of me.

Now, don’t think I’m that much of a priss.. I don’t mind my guy drinking. In fact, I cheer him on. I offer my sexy tight tummy for his next shot of whisky. And, I don’t mind it when they do lines off my ass either. My favorite is when a pothead is slurping my pussy… I love the way he inhales and blows the thick smoke against my cunt. And, continues to lick it up, kind of in the way I give drunk sloppy mess blowjobs, just on my cunt. I love when they shower me in cum and booze!

Slurping on his nut like a drunk sloppy mess!

Once I get comfy, I’m a nasty ass girl. I can’t waste a drop of any delicious nut filling, that’s why I always drop down to all fours and lick off every last drop of cum from the ground. Worshipping dick is more than just a “damn good” ride, it’s dedication, it’s indulging in every inch of the man I’m fucking. Every cum drop counts in my world. I feel the need to sacrifice myself in that moment to him. I don’t care how rough, how painful, how eye-rollingly crazy the fuck is, even if it pushes my limit; I take his cock as far as he wants to go.

Do you want a drunk sloppy mess of a girl who smells like booze and can’t suck to save her life? Or, do you want a crispy-clean vixen to use her tongue in ways you’ve never felt, on your cock and balls, before?! The weekends are fun, because I never know which type of cock will fuck me next. They’re all so uniquely shaped, curved, and trimmed. My mission is to collect them all! Every weekend is a new opportunity to try another sample of the many varieties of dick! I wonder if this weekend will bring another toe-curling orgasm my way?!

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