My sex toy explosion happened recently. It was around the time the Covid outbreak began and my person-to-person experiences came to a halt. You see, my man lives in another state and I had to resort to other methods of gaining orgasms. But outside of the mishap with my blackmailed secretary pussy, I’ve been pretty much celibate and severely lacking in the human touch of a man.
So, my sex toy explosion started with those pop-ups on my laptop over to the side of sites I was visiting online. I actually clicked on a few of them but found them really expensive, but I took down the names of the items. Then, I looked at an old tried, and true site to find things at a more reasonable price. Amazon. Oh, they have EVERYTHING on that site. And I DO mean everything!
The first item in my sex toy explosion was a tiny vibrator that would fit my newly virginal pussy. It’s amazing how tight a woman’s kitty will get without being used often! Add to that the vaginal rejuvenation I get regularly just to keep my kitty young and unstretched. Haha. Thanks to those reasons, I needed a vibrator originally intended for older women who NEVER get fucked. I’m SOOO tight! LOL
My sex toy explosion opened a whole new world for my still juicy little fuck box. So, let me eXXXplain. I find most of them on Amazon at a fraction of the big stores and I always read the reviews first. I mean, who the hell wants to buy something no one else fell in love with? One review was for a clit vibrator and a man bought it for his wife! His review was (and I kid you not!) “I bought this toy to augment my experience with my wife. We turned it on and the next thing I knew, I was downstairs on the sofa watching football while listening to her moaning. I don’t think she even knew was GONE! Hahaha
Let me tell you, my sex toy explosion reviews are on POINT! I review them ALL as they arrive. The best thing might be if they could sell some automated HANDS to help me use all of my gear! So, let me give you the rundown and what each of my faves do for me. The clit lickers also work wonders on my nipples, so they do double duty! Each item serves multiple functions too. Like when I hit the go buttons, I can choose sucking motions AND licking motions too. And there are several of each.
My sex toy explosions cum from every nerve in my body. I can have nipple clamps on and vibrating away, and another clit sucker/licker going on my wet pussy. However, I even have two or three of the same items to work on different parts. The only things I need are multiple hands! My pussy explodes and squirts all over my bed at the same time my internal organs are virtually cramping!
But, my sex toy explosion is a wonderful thing and I can help YOU have an experience too. Just think of all the fun you can have in your shower, alone in your bed, hell, maybe while your mate is sleeping next to you. They don’t have to know! It’s a personal thing that you can choose to share… or not! Giggle. Why limit yourself to the mundane? Break them out, everyone!! Can you hear me in the back row? Let your Freak Flag FLY, Honey!
So, call me and I’ll walk you through it all step-by-step. Moreover, I can recommend some items that will keep you squirting like mine do. And in case you wonder, there are as many for men as there are for women. Let the games begin!
Kiss, kiss.
Just Joey
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