Ken’s Tiny Dick: Barbie Gets a Surprise! ♕

Ken’s Tiny Dick: Barbie Gets a Surprise!

 

Ken’s tiny dick was shocking to Barbie. At first she gasped; then she started to helplessly giggle. She couldn’t believe she had saved her virginity for this! Now technically Barbie was a virgin. However, she had given frequent blowjobs to G.I. Joe, as well as to certain Star Trek action figures. So she had other cocks to compare with Ken’s tiny dick. And his was truly pitiful. “Ken, why didn’t you warn me that you had such a tiny dick?” she demanded to know. “What do you mean?” he stammered. He looked down at his little penis and cradled it proudly in his hand. “Barbie, are you telling me it’s not man-sized?”

Barbie now pointed at Ken’s tiny dick and howled with laughter.

“Even the Mr. Spock action figure has a bigger dick,” Barbie informed her new husband. “Your cock is a pathetic excuse for a penis. I want a divorce.” Ken gazed around the dream house he had so lovingly bought and furnished for Barbie, in her favorite color: bubble-gum pink. Then he leered at Barbie, who stood before him in a sheer negligee and high white plastic heels. “At least let me fuck you before you make that decision,” he pleaded. As he looked at her firm big boobs and hairless pussy, his cock rose. And he fancied that it grew, and in his mind, it was not Ken’s tiny dick. It was Ken’s gigantic dick!

Reluctantly Barbie agreed to try out Ken’s tiny dick.

After all, she had married him and they did have a dream house. G.I. Joe had a huge cock that used to make her gag whenever he shoved it down her throat. But G.I. Joe had never proposed, had never given her a rhinestone ring and a house with a pool. Yes, she could always go back to her Malibu bungalow. But maybe it would be better to give Ken’s tiny dick a chance. So she slipped off her negligee and lay down on the hard plastic bed. Before she knew it Ken was on top of her. What he lacked in size, he made up for in agility–his legs were double-jointed! Still, as he entered her pussy, she knew there was something missing. Ken’s tiny dick barely made it halfway up. How could he ever breed her when he couldn’t even get all the way inside?

“Am I pleasing you, babe?” Ken asked Barbie.

“No!” she cried out. “I should never have left G.I. Joe. Yes, he was selfish and he was always going off to war. But at least he had a big dick.” Ken pulled out of Barbie, not that she even noticed. With Ken’s tiny dick she had felt nothing anyway. However, Barbie always saw the bright side of things. She took out her pink cell phone and began taking snaps of Ken’s dick to send to all of her friends. They wouldn’t believe it! And if she wasn’t going to have an orgasm on her wedding night, at least she could have a good laugh.

I’m Sheridan, a living doll, and I am more than willing to laugh at your little cock. Let me tell you about the cock of my annual boy toy. And all about how I cuckold my husband…Don’t wait, call me asap!