It’s dirty rhyme time, everybody! This blog is dedicated to my gay BFF, Bruce. Very late on the night of Halloween, he was walking home from a party. Of course, he was really drunk and not thinking clearly…so when he stepped on something squishy, he recoiled. Then he saw it was just a smashed pumpkin. Bruce was standing in front of a building that had several jack-o-lanterns on the stoop. A few others lay on the street. Revelers had obviously kicked them around. Then Bruce saw another pumpkin, almost intact except for a gaping hole on the side. This hole gave Bruce an idea. There was no one around, so he pulled out his dick and fucked the pumpkin. He is my inspiration for dirty rhyme time.
Now I bet you all know the rhyme Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater/Had a wife and couldn’t keep Her/Then he found a pumpkin shell/And there he kept her very well. Here is my dirty rhyme time version: Peter Peter Pumpkin Fucker/Found a Pumpkin, Couldn’t eat her/So he fucked that pumpkin shell/And found he could cum very well. Shall we try another? Here is Jack and Jill in dirty rhyme time: Jack and Jill went up the hill/To fetch a pail of water/Jill pushed Jack down and went to town/Riding his cock with no quarter. That’s just an old-fashioned way of saying she rode his cock without mercy! Damn, I like to ride a hard dick that way myself.
If you can’t sleep tonight, try counting sheep this way: Mary had a lot of lambs/their fleece was white as snow/but Mary left them anyway/to become a cum-slut ho. Or try: Baba black guy have you any wool? Yes dude yes dude, three teabags full/One for the boss, one for his dame/and one for the hot boy who lives down the lane. My favorite “dirty rhyme time” rhyme of all may be: A man and a blonde went to sea/In a beautiful boat with a rudder/They took some honey for lube/Wrapped up in a rubber/The man believed in playing it safe/The blonde was his cock-sucker.
I’m blonde cougar Sheridan, and I love sex that is steamy-hot but also playful. You never know where a starting point can lead you. So if you have an idea that you would like to act out, let’s use our imaginations! Phone sex is such an awesome way to create any scenario. I can be the wife who cuckolds you, the mistress who adores you, the secretary who verbally humiliates you. If you like I can make up the story. Maybe we can even elaborate on my original fairy tale, The Master and the Maiden about a naughty erotic ball. Because I’m the master of dirty rhyme time and erotic wordplay. And, believe me, my bad words will make you cum well!!
When men get caught being pathetic, they will do anything. I ca... Read More
In my sissy outfit training sessions, I want my sissies to realize jus... Read More
A paradise floating in the sky. Come in worthless peasant, don&... Read More
A sissy bitch called wanting to report his quest for cock. He s... Read More
Your Sissy Slut Confession is Safe with Me Do you have a Sissy... Read More
In a world of my own. That’s where my nympho MILF persona tak... Read More
Sissy slut bitch boys are my favorite!! Sissy slut bitch boy, d... Read More
You know you think about dick all the time. So, tell me when di... Read More
Blackmail My Coworker To Suck Cock I want to tell you a story a... Read More
He has a panty fetish and loves that silky material on his pathetic ex... Read More
He Was Wanting Me To Be There For Sissy First Cock Sex I was so... Read More
Cross Dressing Friend Hates Boy Clothes So I have this pretty c... Read More
Sage is Excellent! She teased me and then denied me, leaving me with quite a problem; two swollen balls, an erection, and instructions not to release. OMG!
Elise was fantastic. I loved how she humiliated me going all dressed up like a little sissy whore!! She’s really good! I loved how she humiliated me. Thank you Elise and thank you PSK girls
Aileen rates the highest in every way!
Gemma is a Perfect 10! My calls with her get hotter and hotter every time! She is smooth, sexy, and wild! And the best part, You are free to say whatever you want to her and she never judges you! She gives you the freedom to be yourself! I love Gemma and her black girl magic! 😊❤️
In my opinion, JOEY is the best there is! It’s been over 2 years now that I’ve been calling, spanning countless hours. Worth every cent. The only reason I call here is for her, and always will be. She’s the best. A 5 star rating is far too low for her.
I can talk to her about anything. Romi can be anything I want her to be in a role-play as she goes into it seamlessly. Great experience-Thx Romi
I was so glad to see her back, because Lucy is fantastic! She’s got the perfect combination – filthy mind, amazing body, and sexy voice! Any ideas you have she’ll love, any fantasies you have she’ll make even better than you thought they could be!
Jade is hands-down my favorite operator on the site. She is smart, sexy, seductive, and open to any and all ideas I’ve had! Her creativity and sultry voice will take you to a new level, I absolutely recommend her!
I have been calling Aileen for many years. She is Awesome!!
Alyssa is fucking awesome. Any type of roleplay with her will leave your cock rock hard. She can also be dominant or submissive. Her attention to detail is top-notch. Oral skills are a 10. I highly recommend talking to her. Your cock with thank you!
I spoke to Romi several times. Not enough though. Wow!! She is really the best.
I can’t keep up. She is just Incredible!
Excellent voice, intelligent and interesting is how to sum up Aileen. Her acting skills and demeanor are relaxing and very comforting. Aileen is a gem!