It’s dirty rhyme time, everybody! This blog is dedicated to my gay BFF, Bruce. Very late on the night of Halloween, he was walking home from a party. Of course, he was really drunk and not thinking clearly…so when he stepped on something squishy, he recoiled. Then he saw it was just a smashed pumpkin. Bruce was standing in front of a building that had several jack-o-lanterns on the stoop. A few others lay on the street. Revelers had obviously kicked them around. Then Bruce saw another pumpkin, almost intact except for a gaping hole on the side. This hole gave Bruce an idea. There was no one around, so he pulled out his dick and fucked the pumpkin. He is my inspiration for dirty rhyme time.
Now I bet you all know the rhyme Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater/Had a wife and couldn’t keep Her/Then he found a pumpkin shell/And there he kept her very well. Here is my dirty rhyme time version: Peter Peter Pumpkin Fucker/Found a Pumpkin, Couldn’t eat her/So he fucked that pumpkin shell/And found he could cum very well. Shall we try another? Here is Jack and Jill in dirty rhyme time: Jack and Jill went up the hill/To fetch a pail of water/Jill pushed Jack down and went to town/Riding his cock with no quarter. That’s just an old-fashioned way of saying she rode his cock without mercy! Damn, I like to ride a hard dick that way myself.
If you can’t sleep tonight, try counting sheep this way: Mary had a lot of lambs/their fleece was white as snow/but Mary left them anyway/to become a cum-slut ho. Or try: Baba black guy have you any wool? Yes dude yes dude, three teabags full/One for the boss, one for his dame/and one for the hot boy who lives down the lane. My favorite “dirty rhyme time” rhyme of all may be: A man and a blonde went to sea/In a beautiful boat with a rudder/They took some honey for lube/Wrapped up in a rubber/The man believed in playing it safe/The blonde was his cock-sucker.
I’m blonde cougar Sheridan, and I love sex that is steamy-hot but also playful. You never know where a starting point can lead you. So if you have an idea that you would like to act out, let’s use our imaginations! Phone sex is such an awesome way to create any scenario. I can be the wife who cuckolds you, the mistress who adores you, the secretary who verbally humiliates you. If you like I can make up the story. Maybe we can even elaborate on my original fairy tale, The Master and the Maiden about a naughty erotic ball. Because I’m the master of dirty rhyme time and erotic wordplay. And, believe me, my bad words will make you cum well!!
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Just had another call with Scarlett and she was absolutely beyond incredible. I am addicted to her voice and her role playing ability. I am going to go broke talking to her but she is worth it. She is a treasure. Hope she is around for a long time!
Romi is excellent at sensual tease and denial! So thoroughly frustrating, omg. She took me to the edge and then she left me there!!
Great call as always with Raven. One of my favorite ladies on this site. Open minded to everything. Love it!
Calls with Vicky are always sexy, filthy, and fun. Her dirty mind is a complete turn on. She has also taken the time to learn what I want and need during a JOI call, and executes them perfectly. She also never fails to just make me feel better about myself during a call. Her laugh is intoxicating. And her Spanish, even though I have no idea what she is saying, is Sexy AF!!!!!
Romi was once again fantastic! My ending was Incredible. She only wanted to please me and she did as usual. After many calls with her I am always satisfied sexually.
Sammy and Megan- These two feed off each other. They edged me for days at a time. Finally after 5 days, they let me cum in my wife’s sticky panties only to get me edging for another 7 days….
Megan and Sammy – These two feed off each other. They edged me for days at a time. Finally after 5 days they let me cum in my wife’s sticky panties only to get me edging for another 7 days…
Vicky was something else! She carried my daddy/daughter role play to new levels. She is an absolute incredible asset to PSK. Keep her around and give her a bonus.
I will always call my CJ whenever I can. She and I always have fun together. CJ puts a big smile on my face when we talk to each other.
Sage is firm at tease and denial. All I can think of is how close she brings me before telling me NO, that’s all you get until next time! OMG.
Wow! Scarlett is the standard by which every PSO should be measured. Whatever you want in a call she will provide with great passion, creativity, and authenticity. Simply put, she has it all and is the best. Don’t take my word for it, call her and find out for yourself. You’ll be glad you did.
