Fuck, I never even thought about this, but it makes sense. My friend Shannon, who works across the state, has been using her pussy cream to make ends meet. You heard me. Her pussy cream is so tasty that men are paying to get a whiff. It is funny because she is so casual about these things. It is not her first time doing something hot and crazy, but you just have to know about this!
Shannon has always had a creamy pussy, but she used to be embarrassed about it. Not anymore. She is thriving off of the smell between her legs, and the pandemic is only helping. Shannon was always good at pivoting, so when she lost her internship to Covid, she was back up in no time. Panties, hose, socks- Anything you can imagine.
She gets this brilliant idea one day. These masks, everyone bitches about wearing them, but what if she makes it bearable? Next thing I know, she is selling face masks with pussy cream in them. Insane, right? She just decides that she will line her panties with these masks.
Sitting about with a mask tucked tight against her creamy hairy pussy makes for a sexy pussy face mask. She loves doing it, too. Her first client is still a frequent buyer, but he likes to get them in bulk! A week’s supply of disposable face masks with her pussy cream smeared all over.
She gets great business with clients being so happy about her product. Needless to say, business is booming. These scented masks sell faster than her creamy hairy pussy can mark them! Backorders are constant. Still, men are willing to stay in line for her pussy cream face masks.
I think they check a lot of boxes. Think about it. Men love to sniff panties because the smell of pussy makes their dicks hard. No judgment. I love when a guy wants to bury his face in my cunt.
Most of her buyers like panties, but this offers much more. If you walked around with panties on your face, the public would stare. Masks, however, don’t seem unusual because many people accept this as normal. So, why not spice it up?
No one needs to know you walk around the store with a mask full of pussy cream. YUMMY. You can love the smell of fresh pussy wherever you go. Running errands seems much easier, doesn’t it? I know, Shannon is a clever bitch. I tell her that all the time.
I’m not selling panties myself, but I had to share this. I mean, it’s ingenious but out of the left field. Smart as it is, I want to know what you think. If you could walk around with the scent of creamy hairy pussy, would you?
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