Certified Size Queen: You Won’t Satisfy Me! ♕

I’ve always loved cock

In my personal opinion, the biggest the dick, the better. The most enormous cock I ever saw was around 9 inches. The cock was thick and hard, and I wanted it immediately. Needed it. Hardly believing my eyes on seeing such a huge cock. Wondering how it is going to fit into my pussy. Would it hurt? Answer. No, it felt amazing. Big, thick, and hard, my wet pussy welcomed it with pleasure. At that moment, I knew that no small cock would ever satisfy me as a big, thick cock would. I’m a certified size queen.

Always knowing what I like is something that I am very proud of. Men need to have a cock to satisfy a woman. Wouldn’t you agree? After all, if you can’t feel it, what is the point of having sex with someone in the first place?

What Happens When The Certified Size Queen Sees A Tiny Penis?

I laughed very hard when I saw my first little bitty penis—trying hard not to laugh while looking at you and raising my eyebrow. “Is that it?” Of course, it was. And you are nowhere even close to being great. It was only three inches long. The width was like a pencil. Asking if he was even inside my tight little pussy was not a good thing to do. Doing my very best to keep from laughing. Which had to be the hardest thing I have ever done. Well, that and telling him that it wasn’t horrible.

Not laughing didn’t last long. Just have to ask. How do you pee? Sitting down would be my guess. Such a tiny little cock. Wondering do you need a magnifying glass to find it. Perhaps you should get a pump to see if you can get some length. You need to get a French tickler to put on it so that I know that your cock is inside of me.

Really? Is That All You Got

Completely take that back. Even with an extension, I would not have sex with you. That is something that is much too small for me to enjoy. How do you expect to get me or any other woman off with an itsy-bitsy teeny weenie like that? Tell me, do you often get laughed out of the bedroom? You have got to be laughed at more than not. Willing to take bets that you don’t shower after a workout in the gym. At least not in the public bathrooms, looking around and seeing all those other cocks much bigger than yours.

You must sit back and watch your woman being pleasured by another man. Because I can tell you here and now that you are not giving her, me, or any other woman an orgasm. Something that small is simply going to be laughed at. And you’ll be recorded as the smallest pecker on the planet. So much so that you aren’t worth my time.

Let me ridicule your little penis some more. You know you like it when your certified-size queen takes control.