The Gooner’s Gooning Curse ♕

The Cursed Gooning Session

Kyle was Gooner who loved gooning. He wasn’t particularly remarkable or special. His only flaw was that he had to learn things the hard way. Naturally, gooning didn’t afford him any amazing privileges in life. No one wins Pulitzer prizes for being able to jerk off for hours-long sessions. However, Kyle did possess a certain set of skills. In fact, Kyle was a porn connoisseur. He could suggest obscure, but delightful porn that his little community delighted in. So, when the blank nondescript envelope arrived he presumed someone in the community wanted him to know about a…tape? No, it was a stack of cards with the same hyperlink printed on the front. Automatically, Kyle pulled his laptop into his lap and keyed in the link. He lay back on his mountain of pillows in his full-sized bed.

The Cursed Video

His bottom half was bare. Kyle’s cock was an impressive eight inches and girthy. Right now it was limp. He hoped to start this gooning session with a few cock rings and his obligatory can of Red Bull. He focused on the screen. Black. Green. Blue. A pair of pendulous breasts swung back and forth for twenty seconds. They weren’t awe-inspiring or even cock hardening. The breasts were wrinkled. They swung. No face or body. Just a pair of swinging old tits.  After two minutes, it was over.

Kyle went to his online community forum and posted about the strange experience.

As a palette cle, he turned on a reverse gangbang porn. Six pretty young girls of various ethnicities. Their bodies tight and firm, lay in a pile on a bed. The guy had a cock that wasn’t very impressive in his opinion. Yet, the beautiful women lined up. Two of them sucked his cock and his balls looking up at him with hungry eyes.  Their lips closed around his Two others pawed at each other’s breasts. One of them had a fake set but Kyle didn’t care. This was true gooning material. This is what gooning was all about. Now, came the girl-on-girl action. Kyle loved watching a petite hot black girl eat a voluptuous blonde’s pussy. 

Kyle’s hand snaked toward his cock and…

The Gooning Curse Begins

Flaccid.  Kyle prepared for this gooning session as usual. Prepared and ready for hours of hypnotic masturbation. Despite four silicon cock rings, his cock remained soft. As a result, Kyle switches to throat fucking porn. Gooning sometimes required more aggressive porn. Of course, Kyle needed his porn to match his mood. Seeing hard cocks thrust down a woman’s small throat never fails to make his cock hard. Always, seeing a soft sac lowered onto a woman’s face as tears trickled from her eyes made him rock hard at the thought. Consequently, it was the perfect gooning material.

Kyle’s gooning station was an array of five screens. He played different porn on each screen, but they were all filled with huge hard cocks fucking gaping throats. Even as cum spewed over faces, eyes, and mouths for the five screens, his cock didn’t even twitch. Usually, all he needed for gooning to commence was ropes of cum landing on a girl’s face. Instantly, he was hard. Of course, he didn’t have problems before, but there was a first time for everything.

Finding the Truth

Kyle got a text. That video was cursed. It was from a gooning friend, Liam. Liam was someone he explored his bisexual fantasies with. Typically, did not lean into conspiracy theories. He called Liam.

“You’re never going to get hard again.”

“What?” said Kyle.

“Yeah, your cock’s done. For like a week.”

“What? You’re lying.”

“Nah.”

“Fuck, man,” said Kyle.

“You gotta pass on the curse. Send it to somebody.” Something dawned on Kyle.

“You sent this to me?”

“Yeah, bro. I need my dick to work”.

Liam disconnected without a word. Kyle didn’t want to investigate. He didn’t feel like combing Reddit for crumbs of truth. He wanted to goon. Gooning is what he had to do. He needed to do it. Had to do it.  Who was he if he couldn’t goon?

End part 1

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