Sometimes, when I’m bored and horny and sitting alone by myself, I like to rewrite lyrics to songs because I have a dirty mind. This month, with the holidays coming up, I thought it might be fun to replace that boring old “12 Days of Christmas” song with some of my favorite things! Sloppy blowjobs and nipple clamps and dildos – oh my! What are your favorite kinky things? Without further ado, and with an extra juicy pussy just for you, here are my Twelve Days of Phone Sex! Be sure to sing along!
The Twelve Days of Phone Sex
On the first day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
A Boxed Sex of Porn DVDs
On the second day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the third day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the fourth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the fifth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the sixth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the seventh day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the eighth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the ninth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the tenth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Ten Nipple Clamps
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the eleventh day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Eleven Leather Corsets
Ten Nipple Clamps
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the twelfth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Twelve Silicone Paddles
Eleven Leather Corsets
Ten Nipple Clamps
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
Happy holidays dirty boys! Remember, I’m working through most of the holiday so call me so I can show you why I’m on the naughty list year after year!
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When I’m in the need of mothers touch I turn to Chanel. Her voice is amazing! How she gets into our roleplay is magnificent. I can not wait to talk to her again.
Aileen knows how to get the dirtiest out of me and makes me Cum!! I love being her filthy plaything. Every call is better than the last one. I count the days until we can talk again!
I Love Megan! I wear diapers and need a sweet, loving Mommy! She listens and knows exactly how to take care of me!
I loved how I was able to talk to Dawn about how my Aunt makes me super horny. Dawn listened without judging and enjoyed how much my Aunt turns me on was a great feeling at the tip of my cock . I will be talking to Dawn again soon!!
Talking with Gemma is intoxicating. She raises phone sex to the next level. Every call builds an exotic relationship.
I loved my call with Jordyn! She has a beautiful voice and did just what I needed in order to have a happy ending!
I loved how I was able to talk to Dawn about my Aunt and how she makes me super horny as I masturbate. Dawn listened to my stories without judging me and enjoyed how much my Aunt turns me on was a great feeling at the tip of my cock . I will be talking to Dawn again soon.
Romi knows me so well now! She knew somehow I needed more relief and man did she drain me then. Wow, she is really Incredible. I sure will continue to call her!!
Megan was Great again!! Roleplaying ‘mommy’ both as a single and subsequent 2 girl with Frankie!
Alyssa continues to be one of my favorites. She really knows how to get that cum out of me. She can be strict and totally evil. She’s Amazing. If discipline and perversion is what you’re seeking she’s the ONE. I absolutely love Alyssa and always cherish our time together. Don’t take my word for it. Call her, she’s Incredible!!!
OMG, I’m SO thankful for Megan tonight. She was exactly what I needed! I wasn’t exactly sure which road to follow. She took the lead and did a Superb job. I will be calling her again!
Goddess Romi is so Unbelievably Sexy! I can’t express her power in words.
