Sometimes, when I’m bored and horny and sitting alone by myself, I like to rewrite lyrics to songs because I have a dirty mind. This month, with the holidays coming up, I thought it might be fun to replace that boring old “12 Days of Christmas” song with some of my favorite things! Sloppy blowjobs and nipple clamps and dildos – oh my! What are your favorite kinky things? Without further ado, and with an extra juicy pussy just for you, here are my Twelve Days of Phone Sex! Be sure to sing along!
The Twelve Days of Phone Sex
On the first day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
A Boxed Sex of Porn DVDs
On the second day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the third day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the fourth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the fifth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the sixth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the seventh day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the eighth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the ninth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the tenth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Ten Nipple Clamps
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the eleventh day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Eleven Leather Corsets
Ten Nipple Clamps
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the twelfth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Twelve Silicone Paddles
Eleven Leather Corsets
Ten Nipple Clamps
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
Happy holidays dirty boys! Remember, I’m working through most of the holiday so call me so I can show you why I’m on the naughty list year after year!
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After reading Addison’s blog about her offering a sexting session, I had to try it for myself. I have to say it was amazing. I was so turned on and couldn’t help but explode. Can’t wait to play again.
Maddie was the first girl I ever spoke to at the Kingdom and she made an impression that ensured I would call again. Maddie is intense and extraordinarily sexy and she makes every call with her a memorable one. My schedule makes it hard to reach her but I was able to today and she is as fantastic as ever.
I’m a long time caller to PSK, and Aileen is my favorite mistress. Spending time with my face buried in her ass is one of my favorite pastimes. She is a wonderful tease and always makes me explode with delight- but always after she has been satisfied.
Extreme pleasure with Megan is soo hot and messy!!
I always come back to this incredibly satisfying young sexy queen. She takes every role playing scenario and makes it our own. The phrase “I can’t do that” is not in her vocabulary. She is absolute perfection!
Kali’s voice and pics get me excited like no other lady. She guides me into a sexual trance, and I always end up a Goner. Absolute bliss.
Sage rolled with wherever my mind decided to go and played her part perfectly.
Raven was beyond incredible. She took our role playing to new levels no matter how depraved they were. She is a treasure.
Lacey was great. The way she set up the scenario was incredible. The rest of the call was awesome till the end. I highly recommend her.
Megan left me to continue edging, which I do for her gladly. She spanks me long and hard leaving my panties soaked.
Aileen…. She’s a rock candy mountain!!
I have talked to Aileen twice now, I will definitely call her a 3rd time. She is very exciting to talk to and knows how to have fun!
