When my friend Josh told me he’d seen a horny masturbating mermaid, I didn’t believe it. But he insisted she was real. Josh took me out to the beach one early morning, to prove to me he wasn’t dreaming. For a while, we sat on the dunes and waited. And I was sure he was making the whole thing up…However, suddenly I saw a glittery magical creature slither out of the water. She definitely looked like a mermaid, with her cascading blonde hair and big, firm tits…Of course, I have those myself. But I don’t have a flippy blue tail!
Now that I knew a horny masturbating mermaid existed, I couldn’t wait to see what she would do next. She lay down on a big rock with her tail curving up in the air. Her lush boobs were glistening with dew, sweat, and seawater. Then she began to rub her body up and down against the rock. With her head thrown up and her mouth parted, she was emphatically humping that rock! I even heard her cry out, “Fuck me! Fuck me!” in a funny, shrill voice. This was no shy Ariel waiting for her prince. This horny masturbating mermaid was taking care of business for herself. I got so into watching her, I started rubbing my own pussy. Josh didn’t know where to look–at her or at me. I saw his cock standing up under his thin cotton swim trunks.
As the beautiful mermaid came, so did I. As she howled in fulfillment, I tipped back my own head and moaned. I had squirted in my panties. And I could only imagine what was going on below her tail. It was now thrashing back and forth in the air. As for Josh, he couldn’t stand it any longer. He jumped out of the dunes and began to run towards the mermaid. I understand that his passion was so great, that nothing would stop him. This mythical creature had bewitched him too. When Josh reached the mermaid he scooped her up in his arms. Much to my amazement, he then pulled off her tail! Beneath it, she had legs just like a regular woman…This horny masturbating mermaid was a fraud after all! I felt my heart sink like the Titanic.
Suddenly the “mermaid” was approaching me across the sand, her tits bouncing. Josh wasn’t far behind. “Don’t be mad. Sheridan,” he implored me. “This is my girlfriend, Miranda. And she really is a mermaid.” Miranda explained that she had always loved to swim. And she was indeed a professional mermaid, swimming in a tank at a carnival. Plus her passion was real. She enjoyed floating in the sea then washing up on a rock and masturbating. That part she’d never fake! So the fantasy may have been an illusion but it was not a lie.
I’m not a horny masturbating mermaid but I can make your fantasy phone sex dreams come true. I relish elaborate role plays, such as freaky Friday sex. Let me use my imagination to make your cock rock hard. Play with me now!
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