Big Bong Rips, Boobs and Blowjobs – Sexy Stoner Smoking Fetish

Is it weird that I get so horny after a few big bong rips?

 

No? Great because I was worried it was just me. But just for experiment’s sake, why don’t you join me for some big bong rips? It’ll get us both elevated into the zone before we let our wildest fantasies run wild. I just find that I get the craving for every last drop after getting a tiny bit stoned. Once the interactive sex toy we bought gets busted out, I know I’ll be having out of body orgasms during our entire call. Aren’t you craving me?

So what are you waiting for, sugar? Pack up a fat bowl while you’re waiting for my sexy pictures to be delivered to your inbox and have that lighter ready. I want to hear you smoke those big bong rips along with me toking back mine. Sure- We’re likely to catch a case of the sillies but the steamy sex-ys that follow will more than straighten us both up. I’m not kidding when I tell you that I get hella horny when I’m stoned. I think people usually get the munchies but me, I start having a deep hunger for a different type oral delights. Promise you’ll lick me head to toe?

After some big bong rips, my body is gonna start buzzing.

I swear I won’t just be a pillow princess all night long. This new sativa hybrid almost hits the same as molly. It makes you feel like you’re in full blown euphoria after several shots of espresso. Translation: We can be all over one another, all damn day- No stopping! Wanna puff, puff, pass? Maybe I’ll invite another one of our sexy smokers from The Kingdom into our froggy foggy session for big bong rips and blowjobs. Two sets of boobs are always better than one. I wanna make out with a hot queen and pass shotgun back and forth while we tease your shaft together.

Feeling up to a really long call? Sounds like we have plenty of time then. We can add a few edibles into the mix with our big bong rips! Let’s both eat a handful of gummies and flirt until things get wild. The next thing you know we will be psychoanalyzing Tolkien in-between rimming each other’s assholes. I can’t believe how much we have in common and that’s one of the reasons I love stoner smoking fetish playmates, everyone just drops their act and gets real. That type of genuine and grounded connection cannot be faked. Your touch, my voice, and our naughty minds playing off one another is going to be a groundbreaking experience for us both.

Again- What are you waiting for? Wake & bake with me!

It’s always 4/20 for a stoner sex kitten such as myself but morning and afternoon delights are my absolute favorites. Don’t leave me all stoned and alone. Let’s hang out today and do some big bong rips! I’m ready to relax, unwind and bless us both with a multi-orgasmic experience. Bliss is only one phone call away. So…

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