Guess what? That generic dick pic you just sent Sally, Daphne, and Susan is not gonna cut it. Sorry! Photography is an art, so treat your cock pictures the same. If you took a quickie pic of your goods and sent it to a lady, chances are she opens and ignores it, or she may be nice to support your ego. You could continue to take dick pics that are shit pics, but you should step up that game. Do you want girls to look at your dick and think “ew,” or even laugh at how bad the picture is?
Taking a pic that ladies like will be more work than a quick zoom and flash down your trousers, but she will actually think your cock is hot. That is the point of sending your junk over text, right? If you think you take shitty pics, or just want to make sure you never do, read on.
Many guys take dick pics that are terrible and sometimes laughable, but the fix is simple. I know that men claim to not be into aesthetics, but can you imagine if porn sites only posted mediocre images? You send a dick pic to make an impression and a statement. So treat it as such!
First, think about that angle, boys. Never take dick pics looking down, because those rarely look good. It’s just unflattering in most cases. A side view is often nice and a frontal can be good, as well. Mirror cock selfies tend to not look great, either. Face it, they look awful even for normal selfies.
Think twice before using flash on that dick. Flash is just finicky, so if you use flash just look at the picture to make sure it actually is nice. You don’t want all that delicious color being washed out. Ladies want to see that sexy pink glow your cock has as well as the veins. Don’t cock block yourself with flash!
If you need to go basic, that is fine, but still, give enough effort to make things look nice. Bells and whistles are a great way to say you are taking sexting seriously, but as long as you take dick pics that are quality girls won’t mind. Props and backgrounds can be fun if you have a critical eye. Make it simple if you don’t feel confident in your skills as a photographer.
All you need to take dick pics that are good are your cock and space with minimal distractions. Say you take a selfie of your peter from the side, but the background is your bed cluttered in unfolded clothes, laptop, and your fleshlight… Now she isn’t paying attention to your dick and your beautiful hard work is for naught. I understand that if you see a cluttered picture, but there is a topless chick you are going to zoom in on that. Men always see the naked babe, but women are not as apt to zone out on your cock instead of the clutter behind.
Find a background with little to no visual distractions, because the focus is supposed to be on that cock. Even a plain wall as a backdrop will work. Easy, right?
I am stating something obvious. If you are serious about seeing a girl, even if it’s for some fun flings, ask if she wants to receive them. Not everyone wants a dick pic in the DMs, even if it is a good dick pic. To take dick pics is half the battle.
If a girl sent you a nude and you find her hot, you could feel on top of the world, but if the person is not your type it is unsettling, right? Not to mention if you flirt for a while and then if it seems to steam up, politely asking if she would like to see your dick pic is more likely to get her attention. The worst she can say is no and she could have many reasons to not want a nude. It isn’t necessarily you, so don’t take it personally.
Now go ahead and have a blast taking pics of that dick. Be creative and have fun. If you need me for some one-on-one consulting phone sex, I am here to look at those pics and help you out.
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