New Naughty Neighbors: That 70’s Swing! ♕

New Naughty Neighbors: That 70’s Swing!

 

“In 1975 we had new naughty neighbors,” my older cousin Lisa told me. “Their names were Todd and Jodie. Jodie wasn’t like any of the other housewives.” Now I leaned back, took a sip of my coffee, and settled in to hear Lisa’s story. Because I’m always ready for a tale about new naughty neighbors! I mean, who isn’t? Then Lisa continued, “I guess they were in their early 40’s. But Jodie looked a lot younger. She was sexy, though not in an obviously slutty way.” Here Lisa gigged. “I mean, I was 21 and the slutty one! I had bleached blonde Farrah Fawcett curls, press-on nails, and a fake tan. Jodie was really natural. But sex just oozed out of her.”

Soon the new naughty neighbors threw a party.

Next Todd and Jodie threw a big party and invited everyone in the neighborhood who was over 21. So Lisa went with her boyfriend Sam. “At the time I really had a crush on Sam, I even wanted to marry him. God, I was so square. I guess I really needed to learn a lesson!” And Jodie definitely taught her one…When Lisa and Sam arrived, the party was going strong. Everyone was crammed into the new naughty neighbors’ basement rec room. They were all grooving to soft rock and drinking mai tais out of pineapples. Then the fun really began…

Jodie stood up on the sofa and suggested everyone find a partner.

“Are we going to play charades?” asked Mrs. Hascombe. Now Joyce Hascombe was the town librarian, Lisa told me, but busty as hell and with a good ass. Jodie laughed. “Not exactly,” she said. “I had something completely different in mind…I thought we could all just fuck each other.” Todd, her handsome blonde husband, chimed in, “Yep, we do it in every town we move to. It’s a real ice-breaker. And a lot of fun!” “Well, I never!” Joyce exclaimed, adding, “In my day we had key parties–” But before she could finish speaking, Bill, the very muscular postman, asked if she’d be his partner. And Joyce agreed!

The new naughty neighbors had everyone swinging.

Now Lisa told me that she wanted to sleep with Sam. “We’d never done it,” she confessed, “and I thought we could sneak off to Jodie’s bedroom. Maybe do it there.” But before Lisa knew it Sam was in the arms of Jodie. This new naughty neighbor had gotten Sam’s cock out of his Jordache jeans. And she was sucking it like an expert. Now Lisa was about to go over and push her away. But then Todd put his hand on Lisa’s shoulder. “Come on, baby,” he said, “lighten up. I can show you a good time.” By now couples were fucking all over the rec room. So Lisa let Todd take her over to a pile of coats. There, he laid her down and expertly shoved his cock up inside her. She realized he was the best fuck she’d ever had! Soon she had forgotten Sam completely.

New naughty neighbors are always a hot topic. Do you have a swing story to share? I’m Sheridan, a sizzling phone sex cougar. And I can’t wait to groove with you, whether we swing, have office phone sex, or do something else completely! If you’re up for it, I’m down for it!!