Blonde Gone Wild: Lady Godiva Rides Again

Blonde Gone Wild: Lady Godiva Rides Again

 

I’ll tell you the name of a blonde gone wild. Lady Godiva! She was the wife of some asshole lord way back in medieval times. Because this lord insisted on taxing poor people, everyone hated him. To protest his tax Lady Godiva, blonde gone wild,  rode around town naked. First, she covered her tits and pussy with her long fair hair. However, a lot still hung out…Therefore, the lord was so ashamed he revoked the tax. As a result of her sexy ride, he spent the next week fucking her! Now I have a friend named Charlotte, who lives in England. She is also married to a lord. He also acts like a dick, probably to compensate for his tiny cock. Charlotte sent me a pic of it once. However, I could hardly even see it!

Charlotte became Lady Godiva in revenge.

Recently Charlotte’s husband, Neville, cut off her credit cards. She protested, “Why don’t I cut off your dick! Not that I could tell!” Enraged, Charlotte followed in the footsteps, or hoof prints, of her distant ancestor, Lady Godiva. She rode through Surrey, the leafy suburb where she lived, completely naked. That really humiliated her conservative husband! Furthermore, she hung a sign around the horse’s neck. It said MY HUSBAND HAS A TINY WILLIE. Charlotte became a blonde gone wild.

So Charlotte, blonde gone wild, swung her buxom self into the saddle.

She arranged her long blonde hair over her tits and pussy. Otherwise, she was buck naked: a blonde gone wild. Her big tits bounced around and her ass jiggled. First, an elderly man spotted her. He fell off his bicycle. Next, a group of builders saw this blonde gone wild. They saluted her with their shovels. Then a college-aged lad saw Charlotte.”Nice tits!” he exclaimed. Then he added, “Don’t worry about your husband’s tiny willie. I’ll fuck you, darling.” And so Charlotte, a blonde gone wild, rode along for miles. Eventually, Neville caught up to her.

“You are a blonde gone wild,” he lamented. “Cover yourself, you whore!”

“Only if you give me back my credit cards,” Charlotte answered. Neville promised to restore all of her credit at once. So she removed the sign around the horse’s neck. After the horse galloped away, Charlotte got into the Rolls. Neville promptly mounted her. First, he fucked Charlotte all the way home. Then he increased her line of credit. She was his blonde gone wild. Charlotte never worries about money now. She can buy anything she wants, no matter how expensive.

I’m a Blonde Gone Wild, Too!

First I’m Lady Godiva. Next, I’m one of your naughty harem girls. Because I am anything you want. Play with this blonde gone wild tonight! I would love to hear your kinkiest fantasy. Surprise me, and I will tantalize you with my sweet voice and my wicked mind. I promise that we will have a blast together. Call me tonight and cum with a bang, baby!