Blizzard Sex Orgy: Snowed In and Plowing Away!

Blizzard Sex Orgy.

All this snowy weather is bound to have at least a few towns inside this winter. Where will it be? Who will it affect? How long will it last? These are important questions to ask yourself! What if you are “Unlucky enough” to be stuck inside, but lucky enough to have a plan for that scenario? Maybe you start a little sex collective? Some freaks to keep handy, and keep you warm! You don’t want Frigid Bridget down the street to bunk with you and her ice box! However, that guy who works on everyone’s yards all summer has definitely kept up his body throughout the colder months, invite him! Whoever you invite to this potential storm, make it good! It’s going to be a Blizzard Sex Orgy!

Your Neighbor Can Lend You More Than Eggs.

These are the people who are so close to you at all times! Some of you have already seen the wilder side of them. You know which ones. The ones that throw parties and get hammered. Or, the neighbor who changes in front of the window with the curtains pulled back. Better yet, the ones who get naked and play around at night, with the lights on. They know you are watching, and they like it. All perfect candidates for a Blizzard Sex Orgy! Of course, there are always the ones that seem like the untouchables…until they aren’t. You just need to find a way to talk to them. A great way to start is just being that friendly neighbor.  Needless to say, make sure to keep some mystery.

 A Party Is the Best Way To Scout Your Blizzard Sex Orgy Candidates!

People are very content with their boring lives during the Winter! Until something awesome comes along and reminds them that they are humans who need interaction outside of the television and the occasional pop-in to the local pub. An invite at the end of January is glorious. They have spent the past months doing holiday stuff and Summer is so far away. There is no commitment here. A party in the neighborhood with good grub, music, and booze is about all you need. Also, you need to be cool. So be fuckin’ cool!

Potential Blizzard Sex Orgy Peeps Are Walking Through Your Door.

You’ve made it this far! You’ve invited the people you want to bang, and a few others to fill the space out. Who knows, Sam from two doors down might have some dance moves that will make you change your mind. Here is where you drop the bait. Approach each one when the time is right. You need to have a moment and begin a topic that could lead to the topic of hanky panky and you’ve got it down, babe. Even if you don’t end up fucking you could wind up having a mutual masturbation extravaganza! If they aren’t interested, well fuck them. You won’t be, but you’ve got plenty of neighbors! The least everyone will take away is that you know how to throw a hell of a party. Stay warm! Happy Winter!!!

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