Your Tiny Little Dick: Yes, I’m Laughing At It

Call me a size queen, but what am I going to do with that tiny little dick?

So, I bumped into an ex of mine a few days ago.  It had been about a year since I’d seen him last.  And honestly, I kind of forgot why we broke up.  We had a nice little thing going on.  From what I remembered, it was good.  We fucked for a few months if I think back correctly.  Somehow, I forgot about his tiny little dick.

Hands down, I’m a size queen.  There is nothing I love more than a big, long, thick cock to pound my pussy.  But that doesn’t mean I won’t give everyone a chance.  It’s how you work it, right?

His tiny little dick was that forgettable

At the time, I was just minding my own business having a drink at the bar before I was meeting my girlfriend to hit the town.  Next thing I knew, my ex was sitting right beside me.  Of course, I was surprised to see him.  I had ended it a while ago.  But in the moment, I couldn’t remember why.  He certainly wasn’t bad on the eyes.  So, I entertained the conversation.  And we exchanged numbers once again before I politely excused myself to attend to my prior plans.

When I met up with my girlfriend, I told her what had just happened. As soon as I started talking about him, my phone buzzed.  And it was a dick pic from my ex.  Then, it all came flooding back.  That tiny little dick!  I put my hand over my mouth to cover my laugh.  Naturally, she asked what was so funny.  So, I showed her the pic.  Her mouth dropped, and she began laughing hysterically.

“You fucked that?” she exclaimed as she roared with laughter.  She grabbed my phone and zoomed in on the pic.  “And that’s it hard?”

Sure, I love a big huge cock.  But, like I said, I’m also perfectly fine with any decent-sized dick.  After all, it’s what you can do with it.  I’m not joking when I say this tiny little dick is maybe two inches long.  And that’s being generous.

He really was that small

It all came back to me.  When he’d stick it in my pussy, I’d almost have to ask if he was already inside.  Sometimes, when he was sleeping, I’d reach around and feel that little mushroom tip just to make sure I wasn’t imagining how small he really was.  One time, I asked him to take a shower with me and he told me he didn’t do that.  I guess he was too embarrassed and didn’t want that tiny little dick right out there for me to see under bright lights.

I felt bad we laughed at his tiny little dick. But not that bad.  I told her I would tell him how hot it was and invite him to my apartment.  Without him knowing she’d be there too.  We giggled together as we scripted the text.

In under an hour, he was at my front door.  I led him right to the bedroom and had him strip for me.  I stifled a giggle as soon as his boxers hit the floor but still had him lie down on the bed.  Willingly, he got right on his back, that tiny little dick hard and throbbing.  I told him to hold on for a second as I called my girlfriend’s name.  Within seconds, she was walking into the bedroom.  And joined me at the foot of the bed.  His face had a look of surprise as both of us pointed at his tiny little dick and laughed.  As he tried to cover himself, we both pried his hands away and mocked him.  Needless to say, he grabbed his clothes rather quickly and ran out the door.

I guess he didn’t like being humiliated for his small penis.  Do you?  Call me for the best phone sex!

Kayla

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