Tiny Penis Humiliation, or “Dude, WTF is THAT?!” Hello, Dicklet! ♕

Hey there, Dinky! Are YOU a member of the “teenie weenie peenie club?”

If you suspect that you’re a member of this very exclusive club, then you should definitely read this! Why? Because tiny penis humiliation is super fun! Fun for ME, that is! You? Perhaps not so much. Or wait! In reality, what I just said up there probably made your “one-inch destroyer” stand up and SALUTE, didn’t it? In fact, I’ll bet at least one hand is “down there” as you’re reading this. Trying to find your dinky winky so you can stroke it? Mmmhmm, thought so!

Speaking of finding your cute lil niblet, how many fingers do you need? Or dare I ask, just your thumb and forefinger? Even worse, do you need tweezers and a microscope? ~giggles uncontrollably~ As you can see, small penis humiliation is a source of pretty much endless amusement for a cockteasing college girl like me!

After all, what’s NOT to like about tiny penis humiliation?

You get to flick your mini bean while my friends and I get to laugh at you! Win-win sitch, right? I have a great idea! Let’s whip out a ruler or measuring tape so we can discover just how tiny you are. While some of you are of average size but get off on playing it smaller, the rest of you actually have chapstick dicks. Stay still for a moment while I measure you …

On the positive side, at least we can see your little button nubbin, right? If you’re an inch long or less when you’re flaccid and no more than 3.5 inches erect, then congrats, you have a micro-peen, woohoo! On the negative side, it means that with a penis that minuscule, you’d better hope that you have a talented tongue! Why? Because there is NO WAY you’re getting near my perfect princess pussy with that thing, that’s why!

But please don’t cry, Mr. Centimeter Peter! There’s plenty of hot fun to be had for both of us, don’t you know? This means you can look forward to endless hours of frustrated amusement while you watch the REAL MEN fuck me with their meaty alpha male cocks! And of course, you can still participate! Just because you’re hung like a gerbil, that doesn’t mean you can’t have fun too! Then again, I might just lock your tiny clitty in an itty bitty cage so that you can’t touch it unless I feel like making you jerk off in front of my friends and me. While we snicker at you, of course.

See how entertaining you are, dicklet?

Or perhaps you’ll experience the extreme privilege of satisfying my pussy and asshole with your hungry tongue, hmm? If you’re VERY good, I’ll let you play fluffer and clean up boy, isn’t that exciting? Since that microscopic thing between your legs is basically useless anyway, maybe I’ll train you to become a sissy cumdump and feature you in one of my future kinky sex stories! No orgasms for you until you’ve earned it, pee-pee boy! Furthermore, all of these possibilities are just the tip of the cocklet, er, iceberg. Indeed, I could write all day about just how many ways your mini-boner could be the pinnacle of amusement for someone like me.

But, even better? Let’s have this tiny penis humiliation discussion by phone.

This naughty angel knows exactly what you NEED. That way, you can moan and whimper pathetically while I have fun giggling and sneering at you. HEY! I didn’t say you could cum yet, shrimpy clit. I see you! Quit it! ~falls over laughing~ That’s right. Drop that pathetic toy pickle, then pick up your phone to experience your first of many tiny penis humiliation sessions.

Call my phone sex hotline NOW for the ultimate in completely unrestricted fantasy role play!