Three men, and one tiny dicked boy!*

Three men, and one tiny dicked boy!

With the holiday season in full swing, office parties are part of my daily chores at work.  If you know me, you know I like to get into the holiday groove with the guests, and make sure it is a memorable experience.  I think I always succeed at that and men.

Just last week, there was a party for a group of salesmen.  The drinks were flowing, and I was working behind the bar.  After one too many drinks, men being men, are only concerned about who has the biggest dick, or in their case, who had the higher sales numbers for the year.  I see this as my entry way to their cocks though, and I take it, like only a true cock whore would.

I walk out from behind the bar, and I make them all turn around to look at me. Then I look them each up and down, and I tell them “Oh, I can solve this for you!”, and I motion my finger for the 4 of them to follow me.  I leave the other bartender, and guests, and lure my men down the back stairway.  I open the door to my office, tell them to drop their pants, and I walk over to my desk where I pull out a ruler.

With some confusion, and a lot of drunken snickering, they do exactly as they are told.

“Stroke those cocks! Give me something to measure.”  I tell them, as I start to unbutton my blouse.

I grab a bottle of lube from my purse as I walk over to them.  I squirt enough in my hand to slop up those cocks, and I reach down for the first one.  With one long slow squeeze of my lubed hand, he comes in at 6.5″.  The next is a lot better at 8 fat inches.  The third is 7″, and the fourth, Holy FUCK was a mere 3″.

Now I am not normally super picky, cock is cock, but if you put a 3″ cock, next to a 7″ or an 8″ cock, well, it leaves a little something to be desired.  And this was no different.  Stared down at that itty bitty, and giggled as the other men continued to swell their sticks for me.  “I guess we solved that question, now what?” I asked him.

His face was red with embarrassment, and he tried to reach down and pull his pants up.  I stepped on the crotch of his pants as he tried to pull them up.  “Not so fast”.

The other three men were starting to circle around me at this point.  Stroking their cocks towards me.  I pushed my tiny dicked fucker back onto my couch, with his pants around his ankles, and told him that he could watch.  One little boy, and three men…which one are you?  Hahahaha, I think we know.  Sorry, this pussy wasn’t for you that night!

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