Micro Penis Gets A Long Awaited Reality Check ♕

Your Micro Penis is smaller than my thumb!

So, obviously you are really small! LMAO! Gotta love a little SPH! LOL! A man with a developmentally delayed cock is not a real man at all if you ask me. If a girl tells you “It’s not the size of the prize it’s a motion of the ocean”, she is just lying to you. what she means to say is that your micro penis is so very teeny tiny and worthless. And she’s looking to placate you until the time she goes find herself a REAL man with a REAL cock!

Now hon, I don’t want to destroy your feelings, honestly. NOT! But I think a good strong dose of reality is needed right about now. The fact of the matter is that you will never get any woman off with that sad little thing, let alone get a hot and sexy woman to ever show you her boobs for free.

Don’t Try to fake it because having a micro penis will always be revealed!

The best you can hope for is to buy her affections and company. Pretty baubles and shiny things are always good for this. And yes, I’m suggesting that you try to keep her around with your wallet. That way she can turn you into a cuckold at her earliest convenience. And of course for her and her lover’s amusement. And if you’re very, very lucky, you might take on the role of a sissy slut as well!

Lucky for you, I am a true goddess. I’d love to tease and humiliate you. Getting your baby dick hard and making you pull on it as I fucking laugh my ass off – well, it just gives me a special little tickle, heeheehee. You must be truly hard up for any sort of attention by now.

Admit it – your itty bitty micro penis was made for SPH

After all, you fail as a man and more than likely fail in every aspect of dating, living with, and dealing with women. You will cream your old man undies when we’re having a naughty sexy step mommy phone sex session with me because hearing my voice is better than jerking off alone. Consequently, I know that you crave and need the reality check that small penis humiliation gives you… the kind that only I can bestow upon your worthless existence.

Maybe with a large wallet and some insane oral skills, you might be able to get a woman’s attention. But the fact of the matter is, that microbe you call a dick will never satisfy a woman. But hey, you can always get one of those strap-ons for cock wannabes. Slips right over that mosquito bite of yours so you can try and give your woman the fucking she needs. But in either case, you best be accepting your station in life as a dickless man.

So tell me my size-challenged dicklette wonder, is that itty bitty nublette of yours throbbing with need? Are you finding that you’re in need of some serious humiliation phone sex? Then you need to call me for some hot phone sex!

And remember, not all good things come in small packages, Micro Penis!

Let me have some fun and be honest with you!