Giggles While You Try To Impress Me

Haha, don’t make me giggle! Or, do.

What are you even trying to show me? That you’re worth it? I don’t think you’ll ever fucking prove that to me. I guess you can try, though. Don’t mind me if I giggle while you try to impress me. I just find you so pathetic. Only losers would try so hard. Do you want me to laugh at you?

Did you get laughed at a lot in high school? Were you always the fucking moron loser looking in from the outside? I bet you were. I can see it now. You had some attractive guy friends in your circle, and they were the only ones who had girlfriends. Did you jerk off to them at night? Your best friend from middle school was always dating some cute hottie, but you never had that opportunity. LOL.

Have you impressed anyone enough to touch a pussy?

Fair warning: I’m probably going to giggle at you while you try to impress me. But I’m sure that’s happened to you before. I bet you’ve been laughed at when you’ve approached girls at bars. Have your dumb, stupid pickup lines ever worked? Have you done that weird juggling thing and the card trick for other girls? Ha! No way. That’s so embarrassing. What are you, a clown?

Then go get a job as a clown since you make me giggle so much!

But honestly, don’t be offended if I giggle while you try to impress me. It’s kind of a compliment. It’s better than me insulting you, right? At least you don’t scare the shit out of me like some of these other dudes. You’re not intimidating. LOL. Not at all. You’re just silly. Really silly.

Oh, is that supposed to impress me? Seriously, your stupid, pathetic dick? No way, haha. Okay, this is worse than someone sending a dick pic. At least if you had sent me a pic, you could enlarge it. Like, zooming in? You could have benefited from zooming in on that.

Can I take a picture of it? I think the other girls need to see it. No, not because it’s impressive! Haha, absolutely fucking not. I want to show them what some guy is doing to impress me while I giggle at him. I’ll tell them that you won’t even give up when I keep laughing at you.

I can barely hold back my giggles while you try to impress me.

No, I really don’t care how far you can shoot your load. And to be honest, I don’t have much faith in you. Do you really want to show me? Do you think that would impress me? I don’t know why you think it would matter. You’re never going to shoot that load anywhere near me or my beautiful pussy.

You like challenges, though. I could make you edge with me tonight. Or, maybe we can make it a game. For instance, I can make a cum target for you, and after you hit the cum target, I can think of a prize to give you. That would be fun for me! I would love to challenge you and watch you fail. LOL. That would be amazing. I love watching pathetic men fail.

How about this? I let you look at my pussy for 10 seconds, and then you promise to perform for all of my friends so we can all giggle while you try to impress us at our slumber party next weekend. I think it would be hilarious. You seeing my juicy pussy is your payment. That’s fair, right? All in all, that’s what you wanted this whole time, isn’t it?

We giggle at you, you try to impress me, and you get a glimpse of the goodies.

If all the girls are feeling really generous that night, we might even flash you our tits. This is your reward for being such a silly, unintimidating weirdo. When you make us giggle while you try to impress us, we’re not afraid of you. We’re never going to pick you, but maybe we’ll give you a little treat once in a while.

Say thank you, sweetie.

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