Kinky Halloween Sex: The Spookiest Places I’ve Fucked

While I do not always mean to fuck in scary places, I have fucked in kinky Halloween sex locations.

During most of those kinky Halloween Sex times, I was too turned on to think straight. I realized how spooky sex was afterward. And in writing this blog, I realize exactly how easy it is for lustful youths to get axe murdered in movies– lust keeps all the fear away!

Graveyard: My Kinky Halloween Sex Starter

Look, a graveyard is a great place for sex. It’s quiet and most people don’t visit at night. Graveyards are relatively clean, and often have a giant tree your partner can lift you up against. It’s easy for public sex in the dark. Sex in the dark and in public has its own issues, but the dead don’t complain when I let out a shout. When my partner fucks me damn good, I want to let him know, public or not.

Plus, big graveyards mean a nice cool breeze that stiffens up my nipples.

Now I wonder if that was a ghost.

Cabin in Scary woods: Watch Me, Axeman

Alaska gets dark. So, when it’s dark before the snowfall, it always is spookier than normal. Even if I am used to the darkness, I confess I am a little unsettled until the snow falls and reflects the moonlight. It’s great for kinky Halloween sex or even just spooky storytelling.

And as for decrepit cabins? Well, those are plentiful in Alaska. Again, going out for a quickie or in someone’s cabin is pretty commonplace. And though they might be nice on the inside, few have running water or comforts. If you want something that looks like an axe murderer visits it, these cabins are for you.

But having a 69 and being able to scream later while he does you doggie over the couch? Priceless. Let all the axe murderers watch me having a great time being fucked. That’s how it works in movies, right?

Abandoned Hotel: The best place for kinky Halloween sex!

Failed startups are pretty common up here. In fact, many businesses from the lower 48 do not factor how much it costs to import everything, since we can’t get our supplies from trucks or trains the way you all do. And these failed startups include fancy hotels, of course. Additionally, no one buys the buildings, so often these places stay abandoned.

Abandoned buildings with beds are ripe for kinky Halloween sex, and that’s exactly what my drunk friend and I did. I pulled her underneath the chain over an open door and took her up three flights of stairs where the vandalism was less likely to be present. And there, I dodged the broken plaster and ignored the open window that let in the coldest autumn breeze. Instead, I laid my girl down on the bed and got to town licking her sweet little pussy. If some creepy cult watched our two girl fun, more power to them!

I hope you all get wild tonight! Why not tell me about the spookiest place you’ve had sex in? I love hearing about other people’s sexual adventures!

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