Flashing Pervert Made My Day

Walking in The City

You come across all types of people. On this day, I had no idea a flashing pervert was going to make my day. After a very long and stressful day, I was on my way home, and I’ll admit, I was looking at my phone while walking. I’d hardly noticed someone was walking towards me. The approaching figure stopped before me. Of course, I let my eyes leave my phone screen to see why this man was just standing in the middle of the sidewalk.

That’s when it happened, the flashing pervert opened his long coat to reveal his nudity. Honestly, I was about to scream in fear, but when I saw his tiny button of a cock I broke down laughing. His face began to glow red with embarrassment.

Don’t Be A Flashing Pervert if You Don’t Want To Be Laughed At!

He snapped his coat closed after I had my fill of pointing and laughing. “Thanks for the laugh!” I said while walking off. Something about that moment put me in a great mood. Part of me was hoping I’d see that flashing pervert again.

Ask, and ye shall receive! The following day, walking home from the gym, the flashing pervert struck again. Only this time, he was wearing a crotchless thong and had the word loser written on his chest. It was too good not to pull out my phone and snap a few pictures. “I dare you to paint your little bean tomorrow and give my friends and me a good show!” Surprisingly, he let me take some pictures before snapping his coat shut and running off. It was nice that he wasn’t drinking my ass in yoga pants in like some perv…instead, he just wanted someone to laugh at him.

My Friends Were Witnesses

A few of my girlfriends were game to witness the humiliation of the flashing pervert. Just like clockwork, the little perv showed up, but he wasn’t sure if he was going to flash my friends and me. Something made him hesitate. My friends stood waiting for him to do something, “Are you gonna just stand there hiding behind your coat?” I said teasingly. The ladies began cheering him on to show them what was hiding under his coat. The cheering gave him the confidence to whip open his coat and reveal his tiny dick painted to look like a tiny man with a blue hat.

The girls lost it. I mean really lost it. Right there on the sidewalk, in broad daylight, we were doubled over, clutching each other, trying to breathe while this poor little flashing pervert stood there with his coat wide open like he was putting on some kind of show. “Is that… is that supposed to be you?” one of my friends choked out, pointing at the tiny painted figure. He nodded.

He Was Loving It

I was looking for his sexual confession, “You like this, don’t you?” I asked, lowering my voice just enough to make him focus on me. His eyes snapped to mine. The laughter behind me softened into whispers as my friends realized what I was doing. The energy shifted.  “Look at you,” I continued, slowly circling him. “Standing here, hoping we laugh at you… hoping we point and tease…” One of my friends chimed in, “He totally is.”

I stopped right in front of him again. “You wanted an audience today, didn’t you?” A tiny nod. There it was again. That rush hit me right in the chest. The same one I get when I know someone is completely under my spell. It wasn’t about him flashing anymore… it was about how easily he gave himself over to the moment.

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