WANTED: NEW Strokepets for the Mistress!

WANTED: NEW Strokepets for the Mistress!

Now THIS… is going to get interesting. 🙂 It seems my store of pathetic little fuck toys is dwindling. They either can’t handle my STRICT cock control, or they simply are not pleasing me anymore. So. You read it HERE, on the Kingdom Blog, first! I am hereby releasing ALL of my current fuck toys and strokepets! Mistress has grown bored with you. ALL OF YOU! Each and every one of you is or has become lazy, self-indulgent, and, worst of all; the dreaded W word. W-H-I-N-Y!!! All I hear these days is, “Mistress Raven, WHY can’t I jerk my cock today? WHY can’t I have permission to fuck my wife!?  WHYYYYY do I have to wear this male chastity device for the ENTIRE day?!!!

WHY, WHY, WHY, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…………. ?

When the answer should be obvious-

Because that is what MISTRESS wants!

I think perhaps a lot of someones did not get the memo about how if you don’t want someone ELSE to be in control of what you do with your junk and when? Then you PROBABLY shouldn’t ask a bratty little phone bitch like ME for cock control!  JUST sayin’. 😉

Since there seems to be confusion as to what is expected of my little strokepets when they sign on with me, here are a few pointers… straight from the mouth of Mistress Raven herself! Some things to remember if you think you’re man enough to handle giving over control of what generally constitutes the brain of the male species! HAHA!

Firstly, and most importantly: I AM IN CHARGE.

What I want you to do NOW, is: Repeat Rule #1, and commit it to your tiny little memory! If you’re not that bright, you may want to slap your cock for emphasis. 🙂

Next? PLEASE, remember, my eager fuck toys… you are NOT the only pet I own. While YOUR world revolves around me? Mine, my sweet little premature ejaculator, does NOT… revolve around YOU! You exist in my world for MY entertainment. To edge… to tease… to deny. THAT is what matters. Not your urge to jerk off 15 times a day!

This last one is important as well. I have implemented a strict NO WHINING policy! (On some days I find it amusing, in a pathetic sort of way. If that day ever comes? Don’t worry. I will let YOU know. Until then? NO WHINING!)  If this is a problem for you, PLEEEEEASE, find someone that enjoys listening as you snivel like a 9-year-old girl who didn’t get to see Justin Bieber while he was in town, because really? It just makes me want to bend you over and fuck you completely retarded with my strap on like the silly little girl you’ve just become!

So… are we TOTALLY clear on the “NO WHINING” thing?
-GOOD.

Now, if you think you can follow these rules? Then I am just the cock-controlling brat for YOU! I know what a hard time you have keeping your hands off of that aching, twitching dick. You masturbate sooooo many times a day that your poor little piece of man-meat is SORE!! …. or even worse (better, in my opinion, because that means I get to humiliate you about it!), when your wife comes home at the end of the day and wants you to fuck her?

YOU CAN’T GET IT UP!!!!

Don’t be THAT guy! CALL ME! I will turn you from a 30 second wonder into a fucking STUD! You’ll have so much sexual stamina that the wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/dog/goat will be AMAZED! Plus, think about all the fun we (and when I say “we” I’m really talking about “me”) will have! Edging your cock. My sexy voice teasing you right to the brink of orgasm, only to pull you back… and start ALLLLL over again! Maybe I will let you cum? And maybe I won’t. It just depends on my mood that day. Maybe, I will TELL you to cum, and then when you do, I will talk SO much shit to you that it COMPLETELY kills the sensation! Oh, how I adore ruining that all-important orgasm for you!!! There’s something about it that just makes me giddy for the rest of the day! 🙂

Hmmmm.
So many choices. So few worthy pets.

Email or call me today, and ask about Mistress Raven’s strict cock control. Who knows, I might just be nice and give you 5 minutes for FREE on your first call? HAHA, who am I kidding, we BOTH know it’s not because I want to be nice… It just gives me 5 more excruciatingly LONG minutes to making you fucking BEG! But. We both also know YOUR dirty lil secret…

You  LOOOVE every last second of my sensual cock torture!

Now. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go check my PSK inbox. I have an odd feeling that there MIGHT be an email or 20 in there begging me to change my mind about getting rid of my current habitually jerking perverts! If they beg hard enough? I may just let them hang around ……………………… NOT! They’re history!

Are you the future? I hope so! (And so do YOU.)

Free Phone Sex tonight!